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Always EVIL within us
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How to Treat a Woman (and a Man)
How to Treat a Woman
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
How am I doing girls, right so far? Lets continue - - -
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How To Treat a Man
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
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