Mr. Watt and Mr Will Knott

[kash]

Enjoy the terrific confusion in conversation between Mr. Watt and Mr.
>>Will Knott. OK And be ready to pluck your hairs
>> =================================
>>
>> Mr. Watt rang the phone at the residence of Mr. Knott.
>> "Who's calling?" asked Knott.
>>"Watt."
>>"What is your name, please?"
>>"Watt's my name."
>>"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
>>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
>>A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
>>"No, this is Knott."
>>"Please tell me your name."
>>"Will Knott."
>> YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
>>
>>READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
>>
>>"Why not?"
>>"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
>>"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
>>"But I told you my name!"
>>"Didn't you say you will not?"
>>"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
>>"That's what I mean."
>>"So you know my name."
>>"Of course not!"
>>" Good. So now, what is yours?"
>>"Watt. Yours?"
>>"Your name!"
>>"Watt's my name."
>>"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
>>"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have
>>not even told me yours yet."
>>"You have been patient, what about me?"
>>"I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me
>>yours yet."
>>"Of course not!"
>>"See, you even know my name!"
>>"Of course not!"
>>"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
>>"Because I don't."
>>
>>[Pause]
>>
>> "What is your name?"
>>"See, you know my name!"
>>"Of course not!"
>>"Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
>>"To find out your name!"
>>"But you already know it!"
>>"What?"
>>"See, but you know mine!"
>>"Of course not!"
>>"Exactly!"
>>
>>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT
>>THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME
>>
>>"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
>>your
>>answer?"
>>"Watt's my name."
>>"No, no, give me only one word."
>>"Watt"
>>"Your name!"
>>"Right!"
>>
>>[Pause before it hits him]
>>
>>"Oh, Wright!"
>>"Yeah!"
>>"So why didn't you say it before?"
>>"I told you so many times!"
>>"You never said Wright before"
>>"Of course I did."
>>"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
>>"I do not."
>>"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
>>"I do not!"
>>"Good!"
>>
>>[Pause before it hits him]
>>
>>"Oh, Guud!"
>>"Good."
>>"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
>>"No, it's Knott!"
>>"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
>>"Yes Wright."
>>
>> NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL!!!

[katex]

That was fun Kash, mind you, on my sixth read.

[WillowTheWhisp]

Aaaarg! My brain hurts!

[talentedbutslow]

Shades of the classic........who,s on first......by Abbott and Costello..