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14-06-2008, 01:09
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Poor Rabbit
A man is driving along a road
and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, But unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up,waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure you are ready?) "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
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14-06-2008, 10:28
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Re: Poor Rabbit
LOL ..was she from Liverpool?
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14-06-2008, 11:57
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Re: Poor Rabbit
 agh poor little wabbitt
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14-06-2008, 12:13
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Re: Poor Rabbit
lame i tell ya, just lame lol
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14-06-2008, 16:36
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Re: Poor Rabbit
i sent this to one of my mates(Phill) and he mailed me back almost immediately saying that this was one of his jokes that he'd made up about 4 years ago, if it is its taken its time getting from Wakefield to here
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14-06-2008, 21:30
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Re: Poor Rabbit
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Re: Poor Rabbit
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