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Old 05-07-2009, 14:57   #1
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Radox How To Be Selfish

Top tips and tools to be selfish from Radox

Typical, self, self, self, whatever else can be expected from the 'Ladies'?

Bad enough the advert is out to encourage what comes natural to the majority of women, but hang on, is this some evil plot by some male Advertising Company showing what they are really like?

Let's take a close look at the clock after viewing the advert.


See the words on the clock?

Soak = Sit there on your own drinking whatever booze is left in the fridge because yet again he's gone the pub after work instead of coming straight home.

You = Think of the better life you would have had if you'd married Joe Blogg's, he has nearly made his second Million!

Wine = By the time he's got home you've drunk too much and instead of telling him how great you are the alcohol just has you weeping and wailling into a man sized tissue.

Sleep = On your own because you've banished him to the spare bedroom, you don't get any sleep because your thinking of a quickie Divorce.

He doesn't get any sleep because yet again it's Thursday night, the only night he goes out without you and why do you object to his weekly night for Darts & Domino's?

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Old 05-07-2009, 15:06   #2
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Re: Radox How To Be Selfish

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Top tips and tools to be selfish from Radox

Typical, self, self, self, whatever else can be expected from the 'Ladies'?

Bad enough the advert is out to encourage what comes natural to the majority of women, but hang on, is this some evil plot by some male Advertising Company showing what they are really like?

Let's take a close look at the clock after viewing the advert.


See the words on the clock?

Soak = Sit there on your own drinking whatever booze is left in the fridge because yet again he's forgotten to go the asda after work to restock the fridge after his boozy mates were round the night before.

You = Think of the better life you would have had if you hadnt married Joe Blogg's, he has nearly made his second Million .... but he invested it in lehman brothers ...

Wine = By the time he's got home you've drunk too much and instead of seeing him you keep seeing johnny depp in the buff....

Sleep = On your own because you've banished him to the spare bedroom, because you don't get any sleep because of his snoring and nicking the duvet

He doesn't get any sleep because yet again it's Thursday night, the only night he goes out without you and why do you object to his weekly night for Darts & Domino's? Well how come he came home covered in lipstick and his mates did grass him up .... they were at that new strip club that opened in town ....


Hope you dont mind Less .. i made a few changes ..
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Old 05-07-2009, 15:08   #3
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Re: Radox How To Be Selfish

Well, actually I do, but there is no way I can stop you, you're a woman.
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Old 05-07-2009, 18:38   #4
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Re: Radox How To Be Selfish

Less, it is only a commercial and in no way does it reflect real life.
Most mums will tell you that it takes them all their time to go for a wee in peace...let alone relax in a Radox bath....it might be what they aspire to....but it isn't real
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Old 05-07-2009, 18:40   #5
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Re: Radox How To Be Selfish

lol, i bath in johnsons bedtime bath since ive usually got the little one in with me
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Old 05-07-2009, 21:45   #6
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lol, i bath in johnsons bedtime bath since ive usually got the little one in with me
I'll second that but I use Dove.
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