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Old 16-04-2008, 13:27   #1
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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If
I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blond opened his lunch and said, Spam again! If I get a
spam sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'


The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch,
saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the spam and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said,

'Don't all look at me. He makes his own lunch'.
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Old 16-04-2008, 13:29   #2
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Re: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke

Its nice to know that blonde guys are as bad as blonde women lol
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Old 16-04-2008, 20:59   #3
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Re: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke

I have heard that before but it was about footballers, the blonde one was beckham...cant remember who the other two where.
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Old 16-04-2008, 21:03   #4
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roflmao!!!!! now that I like .
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Old 16-04-2008, 21:15   #5
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excellent Neil
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