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Old 03-09-2012, 19:05   #46
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Re: Travellers up back alleys in Ossy again

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Fortunely my imagination is less limited - but then, of course -the odd glimpse of the truth does help.
Get yourself a flat-bed truck then, if you want a glimpse.

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Old 03-09-2012, 19:14   #47
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Get yourself a flat-bed truck then, if you want a glimpse.

Will polish up my varifocals -I'm all agog

Will I need to set my camera to a panoramic setting to capture the whole frame in one?
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:55   #48
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A policeman friend was telling me of a year or two ago when a convoy of 'travellers' turned up on his patch. They stopped them at the exit to the motorway and the travellers complained they were going to a field nearby. As they hadn't permission the police said 'Go away' and the travellers said 'No, we'll all just park here blocking the motorway'. So the police let them go, leaving it up to the poor farmer to get them moved.
He commented most of the caravans and cars were stolen and not taxed or insured. When I asked why didn't the police just impound them all he said that would just result in a massive increase in car and caravan theft in the area, so not worth the agro.
Can't win, can we?
One has to wonder why we have police at all, bet your bottom dollar if an ordinary member of Joe Public was driving an untaxed stole van towing a stolen caravan their feet wouldn't touch
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:56   #49
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Yes, my plan worked devilishly well.

They were sick when they saw me naked in the back yard.

Sadly some poor old bird was similarly sick at the thought of me in the buff.

According to their karma message.

A small price to pay, for a plan well executed.

One has to wonder why anybody would be upset at the thought of such a small thing
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:21   #50
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One has to wonder why anybody would be upset at the thought of such a small thing
I don't care if my plan caused an innocent victim to puke.

I've still got my watering cans.

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