What Nationality was Jesus?

[West Ender]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3. proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

[keetah992000]

lol - definitley a woman then eh ?

[cashman]

class west ender class.

[banjoman]

He must have been a man though...if he`d have been a woman Easter would be two weeks long because she wouldn`t have resurrected until she found a nice outfit and shoes to go with it to re-appear in.