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28-04-2004, 21:11
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You Dont Know Jack Schitt?
Dont know if this has been posted before, but it puts a smile on your face.
You Dont Know Jack Schitt Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Ho****. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. So now if someone says, "You dont know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family! |
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30-04-2004, 11:26
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Re: You Dont Know Jack Schitt?
Think I know the family you're on about!
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30-04-2004, 14:06
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Re: You Dont Know Jack Schitt?
ha ha ha, grego youved made my day was feeling a bit off but you made me laugh with that one good on yer i liked it
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