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08-05-2008, 19:39
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you know your getting old when
.................you are in a supermarket and the guy that serves you says....'are you emma?' 'you used to be my babysitter'
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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08-05-2008, 20:17
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Re: you know your getting old when
Your Knees buckle........but your belt doesn't!
Your back goes out more than you do! Your social calendar consists entirely of medical/dental/chiropody/physiotherapy appointments....and if it wasn't for these you'd have no social life at all. You go to bed for an early night because you need the sleep. You need a shopping trolley for your prescribed medicines. You need your glasses to FIND your glasses!
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08-05-2008, 20:26
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Re: you know your getting old when
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08-05-2008, 20:29
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Re: you know your getting old when
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I had the same in a nightclub, the little lad i used to babysit for came over and put his elbows on my shoulders, towering above me lol |
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08-05-2008, 20:30
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Re: you know your getting old when
well ive scored 2 out of the 6 and i'm only 32
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08-05-2008, 20:32
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Re: you know your getting old when
i scored 2 and i am 25
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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08-05-2008, 20:37
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Re: you know your getting old when
I'm sure i could think of some more, but I'm having one of those 'grey' moments
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08-05-2008, 20:40
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Re: you know your getting old when
I KNOW I'm getting old......I used to dash up the stairs two at a time.....now if I have to go upstairs I look to see if there is anything that needs to go up there.......and while I'm up there I look to see if there is anything that needs doing while i'm up there
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08-05-2008, 20:42
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08-05-2008, 20:49
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No Royboy, you only scored 4 out of six and if the next lot were ones you couldn't attribute to yourself then your average would fall....letting you off the hook.
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08-05-2008, 20:50
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08-05-2008, 20:51
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Re: you know your getting old when
You know you are getting old when you attend more funerals than weddings.
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08-05-2008, 20:51
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Oooh, I score 1 out of 6!! Woohoo!!
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08-05-2008, 20:52
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08-05-2008, 20:53
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Re: you know your getting old when
You know you're getting old when a neighbour turns 18 and you remember them being born.
This has just happened to me.
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