You know you've been drinking when........

Less · 11-01-2006, 02:03

As you all know I hardly ever drink and certainly never to excess except on rare social occasions such as days with a 'y' in them but, (yes this is a but moment), I think I must have been in some bad company yesterday as I have just woken up on the settee with a half eaten garlic bread with cheese on my lap.
The fact that I don't remember ordering it doesn't worry me that is part of lifes little adventure, what does worry me is the fact that it is also covered in kibab meat and piled high with vegetables! Under normal circumstances they are two 'extras' that I would avoid whatever possesed me to ruin such a good take-away by adulterating it with this form of cr@p. Do you think if I was to scrape the offending rubbish away from my garlic bread and then nuke it in the microwave it might still be edible? Or should I wait 'til tomorrow night and take it back to the shop and demand my money back as they obviously took advantage of someone that wasn't capable of making a rational decision?