You think your name is crap?

[mani]

take a minute to think how this guy feels

[chav1]

if neil was ever to change his name by depol that would be the ideal choice

[Ianto.W.]

:engsmil: What about the bloke that won best in show at Crufts Shodog Ali, I
jest not.

[SPUGGIE J]

One of the cooks at the works canteen was called William Wyper. Not the best name for a cook. Yes he was real not just imagined.

[chav1]

there was a guy who once changed his name by depol after a falling out with his bank

mr yorkshire bank are theiving bas**rds was the name he used i think and they had to re issue his checqe book with the new name lol

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by chav1

there was a guy who once changed his name by depol after a falling out with his bank

mr yorkshire bank are theiving bas**rds was the name he used i think and they had to re issue his checqe book with the new name lol

PSML sweet revenge.

[Ianto.W.]

Originally Posted by chav1

there was a guy who once changed his name by depol after a falling out with his bank

mr yorkshire bank are theiving bas**rds was the name he used i think and they had to re issue his checqe book with the new name lol

I Knew a bloke, his nickname were Mad Bob he was a painter and decorator, he got sent down for breaking a blokes leg, being a man of letters he studied horses form in jail. He came out and opened two accounts with William Hills, one in the name of R. Hood., the other in Mr. B. Lucky., and lucky he was, two and a half thousand quid he won, W. Hills., duly stopped said accounts.
Mad Bob decided to go on holliday to Blackpool and he took along with him his light of love Bess, the holliday lasted three hours, them shady Blackpool bookies had skint Mad Bob.
Poor Bess had to pay for the digs. ChinChin.

[grannyclaret]

That reminds me of Brian Johnson(Johners)when he was descibing the cricket,,He said on tele""THE BOWLERS HOLDING THE BATSMANS WILLIE"meaning that the bowler was Micheal Holding and the batter was Peter Willie
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REAL names you're glad you don't have!
Sports commentator's actual words during a cricket match. "The batsmans holding the bowlers willy" Michael Holding (west indies) bowling to Peter Willie (England) :engsmil:

[Mick]

We had a head mistress at school she was German her name i kid you not was miss bizzbrown

[Ianto.W.]

:engsmil: Therr was a family in Church called Tupper father was a gardener, he had three daughters, Rose, Daisy and Poppy Tupper.