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Do any of these remedies work on humans, Its like living with a duck.

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Do you mean you,Dave?

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Tried that....didn't work. He went out and cursed the butcher for selling me rough meat :).

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What's all the fuss about? I say trump and be proud of it.

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Typical man!

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One thing I've always wondered about: do ladies fart side saddle?

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You mean to tell me that you honestly don't know?

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Ladies just don't.:p

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Many years ago I had some abdominal surgery and had to be on antibiotics.These gave me terrible flatulence(something I don't normally have).
Because of my scar I was a bit slow on my pins......I was getting up to take my bum gas to the toilet for release but didn't make it. It was the first time in 21 years of marriage that my husband heard me break wind...he was shocked and I was embarrassed.
I still take my bowel gas to the lav....it was what I was taught to do....good manners and all that.

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When men do it in each others' presence, it's male bonding. In the presence of a lady, it's bad manners.

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That made me laugh Margaret. It's always been the case that men find trumping highly amusing, but only when it's one of them doing the trumpeting! When it's a lady (accidentally) the look of disbelief is a sight to behold!p:eek:

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Our owd get cant eat biscuits now, so we been feeding him rice wi pilchards in oil n he aint farting half as much since we have been doing that.

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Yes.....my husband says I am weird....but I prefer the term 'eccentric'.....and good mannered!

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Pilchards would be a recipe for disaster with my chap,I fear.

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No, but I cant say who it is, she wouldn't like it.