Peanut Butter Surprise

Less · 02-12-2004, 12:57

Nice, simple, tasty treat.

Take two slices of bread & toast lightly, then coat one slice liberally with peanut Butter, (you do not have to use Sun Pat this recipe works just as well with asda own brand).

Pour on copius amounts of salt, place second slice of toast on top of ingredients then take a knife & slice in half (triangles only if it's Sunday). Present on a clean plate to the person you made it for. There you go a tasty snack.

What about the surprise I hear you ask?
Well, that is what appears on the other persons face as they bite in & say, "Oh, my God!, You know I'm allergic to peanuts!" & you with a wry smile on your face answer, "YES".

Len · 02-12-2004, 15:56

Nice one Less.

But be warned everyone.
Feeding someone peanuts could be potentially deadly.

http://www.ich.ucl.ac.uk/factsheets/families/F000279/

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Less · 02-12-2004, 17:28

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Originally Posted by Len

Nice one Less.

But be warned everyone.
Feeding someone peanuts could be potentially deadly.

http://www.ich.ucl.ac.uk/factsheets/families/F000279/

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O.K. Len I take your point, for any-one out there stupid enough ever to take me serious Please, substitude the word Arsenic Wherever the phrase peanut butter is used. (There is such a thing as being too serious you know Len). Somehow though, I don't think it's going to be as funny!

Len · 02-12-2004, 22:55

Hehehe. Sorry Less, I think you are right.
It appears I may have knocked the wind out of this one.
My attempt on public information has proven to be a bad idea.
Oh dear!
I live and learn.
Sorry Less.

vorlon24 · 02-12-2004, 23:18

It depends on whether you have had first-hand experience.

It's not funny.

Sorry Less.

Less · 02-12-2004, 23:22

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Originally Posted by Len

Hehehe. Sorry Less, I think you are right.
It appears I may have knocked the wind out of this one.
My attempt on public information has proven to be a bad idea.
Oh dear!
I live and learn.
Sorry Less.

Not a real problem Len if you look closely my Avator still has his tongue in cheek.

Sara · 03-12-2004, 19:35

Peanut butter......yuk and double yuk.

vorlon24 · 03-12-2004, 19:47

Personally I love the stuff - especially the crunchy one.

Although if you have too much it sticks to the roof of your mouth and you get tongue ache trying to unstick it!

Sara · 03-12-2004, 19:57

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Originally Posted by vorlon24

Although if you have too much it sticks to the roof of your mouth and you get tongue ache trying to unstick it!

Sounds disgusting. Can't even stand the smell, hubbie loves it.

fibi · 04-01-2005, 14:38

can't eat it on anything except my finger which I know sounds disgusting but I do have clean fingers I cant use my finger when the jar is nearly empty because I have only got lickle handies.

vorlon24 · 04-01-2005, 17:13

Stick your lickle handies in the jar then!!!

WillowTheWhisp · 04-01-2005, 17:23

I've got a recipe involving peanut butter for the most disgustingly sweet chocolatey things called "muddy puddles". It's an American recipe.

Does anyone remember the yoghurt spread which Asda used to do? My kids loved that on sandwiches with peanut butter.

Sparkologist · 04-01-2005, 17:29

Euugh, peanut butter! The mere smell of it is enough to make me honk!

Less · 04-01-2005, 17:33

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Originally Posted by vorlon24

Stick your lickle handies in the jar then!!!

Then fill the jar to the top with vinegar & re-seal. With the stumps left on your arms move the jar to a top shelf then six months later you can invite us all round & we can have a finger dip!

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ANNE · 04-01-2005, 20:11

Ewwwwww Peanut butter.
Disgusting stuff.