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Ah Yes......I was racking my brains to remember the name of the street......we used to go there regularly and buy a squashed cake for a penny....we thought that was heaven!
I remember the Heinz Beans rhyme too....used to giggle over that one. How naive we were in those days.

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The boy stood on the burning deck
His pocket full of crackers
A spark flew off the burning deck
And blew away his knackers.

Or something close to that.

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Farting like thunder may be beneficial. As my grandad used to say

A fart is a gust of wind
That gives the belly ease.
It warms the bed in winter,
And drives away the fleas.

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remember that one willow back to front emyhr

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Once apon a time when the birds **** lime
The monkeys chewed tobacco
The little piggies run
with there fingers up their bum
To see what was the matter ;)

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Oh moonlight flo

• i love you so
• i love you in your nightie
• the moonlight flits
• across your t1ts
• oh jesus christ almighty

:D

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Love may be beautiful,
love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was ****ed.:D....lol

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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty
and so is your head.

LMAO.....sorry getting carried away:D:D

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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face...........:D

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ok this is your last..........

Sticks and stones may brake my bones
but whipes and chains excite me

Throw me down and tie me up
and show me that you like me!!!
**********************

sorry cant do anymore they starting to get rude, id do em on over 18 section ...BUT I CANT GET IN!!:D:D

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I wish, I wish almighty...
Your pyjamas were next to my nightie,
But don't get excited and don't be misled,
I mean on the clothes line....not in the bed!

we used to put that rhyme in valentines cards.

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i though it was.....

Dont eat grandmas bread,
makes you **** like lead,
no bloody wonder
you fart like thunder,
dont eat grandmas bread!!.................lol;)

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
LOL

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My Nana used to say this.
Were er you may be let your wind go free.
In church or chapel let the b*gger rattle.

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yep, the Veget bread thing I remember well