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Radar was the new technology, but to fool jerry, it was said that British pilots, fed on a diet heavy in carotin, for some unknown reason it didnt work on germans. Retlaw. |
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Masturbation makes you kind.
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Should read blind. http://www.myemoticons.com/images/people/male/blind.gif |
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You should rub butter on a bump on the head.
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Eat too much sugar and you'll get worms.
To get rid of a tapeworm you need a lit candle/or a bright torch. When the worm pokes out, attracted by the light, hook it out, but without breaking it. Otherwise another will grow from what's left. |
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Biting on a spoon, whilst chopping onions, will prevent you crying.
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A watched Kettle never boils
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Least said , soonest mended
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Marry in May and rue the day. (I did)
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Let sleeping dogs ly.
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Tell the truth and shame the devil
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Marry in haste repent at leisure
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apologies to the PC crowd , one of my Grandads. Pound £ notes were/are green because the Jews picked them before they are ripe
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