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And this comes to mind :)
Police have confirmed that two premiership players were the victims of burgulary last weekend.. they were Ryan Giggs and Fernando Torres
Giggs suffered the loss of:
eleven Premiership winning medals
four FA cup winning medals
four league cup winning medals
two champions league winning medals
one UEFA super cup medal
one UEFA inter continental medal
one FIFA world club cup medal
two PFA player of the year awards
And an OBE

Fernando Torres suffered the loss of a DVD recorder and a toaster
:D

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Couldn't keep him very long though did you? A pity that he didn't leave you with any longer term benefits - but who knows, perhaps you just settled to the level you were meant to be - mid/lower table cannon fodder:D:D:D

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Saw an interesting letter -
Dear Mr Abramovich,
Thank you for your letter but I must advise you that there is no refund for purchases made during the January Sales.
Regards,
Kenny

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You missed out the Charity/Community Shield - for Giggs:D:D:D

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Ya but he continually shuned the Plastic Manchester set up with no regrets

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The result of an over inflated ego - he always wanted to be the biggest fish in the pond - which is why he has so few trophys. He always preferred to play in the lower grade teams. Perhaps a good player, may well have been great if he had played with a good team instead of the crap ones like Southampton, Rovers and Newcastle - may I be informed how many trophys did he actually win?:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

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Alan shearer was the best English center foward of his era in my opinion, as for big fish small pond, have you forgot he scored 30 goals in 63 games for England not a bad record for a mid table cannon fodder team player:rolleyes::tongueout

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Oh they aint forgot,just still sulking shearer wouldn't play fer em.:rolleyes:

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Yep sulkin.. from what I can work out that was around 1996.. won another eight prem tiltles since then.. and I recall Shearer was the bloke who elbowed the Argie in the head that got the goal disollowed Campbell scored in the last minutes of our World Cup 1998... Beckham took the stick for that game.. Mary Poppins Shearer!

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Still say that Tinker Bell scouse ***** will never be good enough to lace his boots, see Tuesdays effort was the first goal he's scored from outside the box in 3 seasons, Shearer was the complete Centre Forward score from anywhere with either foot or his head, the only place Tinker Bell can guarantee scoring is in a Brothel:alright:

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Now, now Jay - you will be getting deleted if you insist on using those naughty racist asterisks:hesoff:

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That must be another word that's been band, I wait with bated breath with anticipation of twit and fool falling foul of the law;)