worst recording ever - Page 2

shillelagh · 17-12-2006, 21:01

Theres no one quite like grandma ........

Infinitus · 18-12-2006, 06:07

There isn't a single one; too many spring to mind. Anything by any boyband at any time. Come on, you know boybands are rubbish, unless you're a prepubescant girl. "Patience" by the reformed Take That is just diabolical. Girls Aloud are rubbish too. Add all girlbands to this list too. "If you wanna be my lover" by the Spice Girls. Man, that's awful. "Saturday night" by Whigfield. I agree with whoever said Morrisey, he's such a manic-depressive. Bros were crap. Vanilla Ice was absolutely rubbish. Michelle McManus had a song, I don't know it's title, but I don't have a word to describe how bad that was. The Crazy Frog songs are just total and utter....[insert appropriate profanity]. The list is practically Infinite and Accyweb's servers/webspace doesn't have an Infinite capacity, so i'll leave it short and sweet.

Lucky I have some decent music to rid my mind of this musical junk. Have a nice day,

Infinitus

lettie · 18-12-2006, 18:19

There have been way too many cr@p songs to list on here and I would be hard pushed to find an all time worst. Most of these diabolical recordings have catchy tunes which invade your mind and have you humming them all day....No wonder there's so much mental illness in the world, we have all been taken over by dross. Here's a short list of some of the worst.

1) Mistletoe and Wine - I agree with Rindy on this one, I was humming the ****** all yesterday and nearly ended up sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

2) Mr Blobby - What a load of absolute utter sh1te by a man in an oversized novelty condom suit

3)Anything by Jive Bunny - Yes, the festive season is upon us and once again, we are subjected to this rubbish.

4)Anything which has an accompanying dance - You know the ones I mean. Music Man, Agadoo, Birdie Song, Macarena etc.

5)Anything which has been sung on Eurotrash - Catchy tunes about dog poo and erections, sung by hairy men (and women) in lederhosen.

It beggars belief how some of this drivel can actually reach the top of the charts.

shakermaker · 18-12-2006, 18:57

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Originally Posted by lettie

Mr Blobby

Tune!!!

cmonstanley · 18-12-2006, 21:07

anything by mariah carey celine dion xfactor shi*e puff daddy crap

Mancie · 18-12-2006, 22:48

brain adams "everything I do"..gut wrenchin stuff

cashman · 19-12-2006, 18:57

just thought of another real crapper, 2 little boys- Rolf Harris complete drivel.

mallard · 21-12-2006, 19:42

The one i did not like was the one with ken dodd it was called happeness

Ernie · 21-12-2006, 21:44

Here's a record which some of you may remember which always made me feel like spewing up, Terry by Twinkle, but I guess it takes all sorts to make a world

expat · 22-12-2006, 06:32

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Originally Posted by mallard

The one i did not like was the one with ken dodd it was called happeness

All this time I thought he was singing A penis,

panther · 22-12-2006, 19:47

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Agadoo, the Birdie Song, that thing by Des O'Connor that I can't remember the name of, Shadappayaface ............

whats wrong with shadappayaface????

pipinfort · 21-01-2007, 08:44

anything by Bob Dylan!!!

shakermaker · 21-01-2007, 10:37

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Originally Posted by pipinfort

anything by Bob Dylan!!!

Are you being serious? If so, go get yourself checked out mate!
Before anyone did anything - Dylan did everything!
Legend.

spud · 21-01-2007, 10:53

Exactly, this bloke is a musical genius...

The hurricane...what a tune...

katex · 21-01-2007, 11:03

Just know nobody will agree with me, but I detest 'I will always love you' .. Whitney Houston ... too many notes put there to show off technical ability ? and really grates on me. Love the Dolly Parton recording though.