Originally Posted by Henry Morton

I think that each Conference club represents a town which have has contributed significantly to our national infrastructure and culture . For example:-

ACCRINGTON - The Most Famous non-Premiership Football Club in the World. Umpteen firsts in football, including the first Floodlit Football Match. Builder of numerous skyscrapers and of the Finest Homes in Suburban England (not to mention the entire town of Blackpool) with the celebrated Nori brick.

HALIFAX - Now a well-known bank, but previously a centre for the beheading of petty thieves.

MORECAMBE - Name adopted, as a result of some very bad advice, by Eric Bartholomew. His solo statue - which now graces an anonymous promenade on the coast to the west of Lancaster - has been described as " . . . lacking a certain something"". Other claims to fame include "Birthplace of Thora Hird".

Originally Posted by OLDHAMADE

Accy's like the old outside toilet in the backyard of Blackburn, how the hell can you knock Morecambe?
What bloody outlook have you got stuck in that dull place? not lucky enough to be able to have a long walk along a promenade, sea air in your gills whilst viewing the rolling hills of the lake district!
And as for the other points you raised about chavs and other crap, it's a national thing everywhere not just here, even Accy has their fair share of scumbags that no doubt ruin good folks everyday lives.

Cheer up! atleast ENGLISH is still the first language here in Morecambe :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Diesel

Morecambe is so grim even Noel Edmonds was out of there like a shot