Originally Posted by football19 (Post 1135042)

Nicely worded report,but as exile said he failed to mention Stockleys tackle putting dean out the game or rearranging Cookes nose !!!
No complaints tho,quite like a tough battle :)

Originally Posted by Phil Whalley (Post 1135048)

How is Dean, Mr W? Any chance of recovering for tomorrow night?

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1135079)

Hope Dino aint risked if he aint right, this time.:eek:

Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 1134951)

Dear Aunt Amy,

I know that you don't receive many letters from elderly gentlemen, but as I am beset by a problem regarding the vagaries of Millinery design, manufacture, and presentation, I write to you hoping that you or one of your colleagues at ' Ladies Gazette' will be able to resolve my problem and afford my troubled mind some respite !.
It is just that recently I have, as opposed to my usual habit of wearing Hats and Caps created in the County style by Charles Trwwhit of Savile Row, been seduced by the popular press into
going out to two football matches wearing what I understood to be rather upmarket wooly cap produced, or so the inside label says, by The Karsten Company in San Diego.
Preening myself in the mirror before venturing forth, This sporting headgear really did in my opinion look quite fetching, but then I am given to excessive narcissism at times and so could have been slightly mistaken !.
But I sallied forth and enjoyed the warmth afforded to my tender ears by the comforting of applied merino wool, and as far as I can remember behaved myself at the game in my usually
urbane and reserved manner, and this is where the story really begins !.
It would appear that my darling little woollen cap was not to everyone's liking, oh no !, for two gentlemen who I like to look on as 'friends', have subjected me to open ridicule just for daring to

Originally Posted by Chubbyman (Post 1135089)

After a lot of thought I have the solution for your headdress Yonmon....No run of the mill P+ng hat for you like f19....As you have a regal presence I feel the word Royal should be on the badge and to denote your skills on the golf course no better name than Hoylake...and as I know your respect for our humble manager Liverpool...Hence I have a grey and navy blue wool hat with the badge Royal Liverpool Hoylake...I hope this meets with your approval and you will be presented with it at the game tonight.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1135090)

Well i have to say such a marvelous gesture, is very befitting to a gent of yonmons caliber,:)

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1135090)

Well i have to say such a marvelous gesture, is very befitting to a gent of yonmons caliber,:)

Originally Posted by football19 (Post 1135100)

Anything is an improvement on the "walnut whip" he was wearing on Saturday:)

Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 1135107)

There you go , taking the gloss off everything again !..

Can't understand what all the fuss is about though ?.... All I'm trying to do is keep the Solar Panel for my sex drive warm and operational !. But thanks for your kind consideration Chubbyman ..see you and Tom later !.....as for ' im from Wiggun '..?????

NB...This Luton Town thread hasn't half lost it's way,wonder if the Moderator is looking askance at our frivolities ??.

Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 1135107)

NB...This Luton Town thread hasn't half lost it's way,wonder if the Moderator is looking askance at our frivolities ??.

Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 1135116)

Aye, you guys need to be careful. I seem to remember F19 taking his bat and ball away from this forum because it was straying into non football matters!

Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 1134904)

Di...... I can attest to the fact that your friend and mine was in an agreeable state of mind, if his beaming smile of welcome for me was anything to go by !. However, it did little to placate my feelings that in a crummy Stadium, in an even crummier Town where the only pies available are of the crummy Chicken Balti ilk ...Yuk !...where I witnessed yet another crummy referee in action, where do the F A acquire such officials ?.....saw a vile bunch of crummy home fans !....met two crummy stewards who could not understand, let alone answer the simplest of questions !...
Then I find that I missed an opportunity to chat with Revived Red !...so all in all Di today was crummy !!.
As for the game F19 has said it all !!.....Goodnight all !!.