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garinda 04-07-2010 23:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 826394)
Only rude or 4 letter words could do justice to a picture like that, I'm afraid any contribution from me would be deleted.
Retlaw.

It did cross my mind.

As did Cashy's thought.

:D

garinda 05-07-2010 00:02

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Five little ducks went out one day.
Over the hill to see a gay.
Mother duck said 'Quack, quack, quack!'
But only three of the little duckers came back.


(Please excuse the gay reference, but it does look like the other person in the photograph might own a pair of suede shoes.)

:D

garinda 05-07-2010 00:04

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Council launches Scaitcliffe Lodge Holiday Park, as the resort to rival Blackpool.

Mancie 05-07-2010 00:09

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here's is the new Mayor.. and here's the next Mayor!

jaysay 05-07-2010 09:06

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Anyone for duck soup

Margaret Pilkington 05-07-2010 17:43

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Let me introduce you to Duck and Roll.
(I'll let you decide which one is Roll).......well, I thought it was funny:)

jaysay 05-07-2010 18:08

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Think this will make a great photo, well that new Moss bloke from Rishton is aways accusing me of ducking and diving

garinda 05-07-2010 18:25

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A duck in the hand, is worth two in the bushes.

Less 05-07-2010 19:13

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1 Attachment(s)
How about?

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...0&d=1278357049

steeljack 05-07-2010 20:19

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From LET .....Local Council leader leads crusade to replace Garden Gnomes with high visibility Ducks .. .. says Coun. Britcliffe "everyone should have a least one Duck in front their garden "

cashman 05-07-2010 22:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 826650)
From LET .....Local Council leader leads crusade to replace Garden Gnomes with high visibility Ducks .. .. says Coun. Britcliffe "everyone should have a least one Duck in front their garden "

Nah the missus would object.:hidewall:

garinda 05-07-2010 23:49

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'Ooh err missus!'

'That lady in the shop was right.'

'They do go just as fast as a Rabbit.'

Romps 05-07-2010 23:55

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Councillor - Peter Britcliffe Still trying to sort out the huge 'BILLS' for Hyndburn :D

garinda 05-07-2010 23:56

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'Hello, I'm Julian, and this is my friend Sandy,'

'Though I don't recognise the eeks of the two meshigeners with their lills all over us.'

Kitkat 06-07-2010 15:31

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My ducks bigger than your duck !!!


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