Caption competition.
 

Karma for the best caption for this photograph.

:D

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Are you all right Ducky, I was until that blood photographer turned up and snapped use with Britcliffe;)

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1st bloke 'i can't believe i'm doing this, i don't even like you'
Britcliffe 'just smile and pretend you're enjoying it'

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Do ya reckon anyone will notice if we strip off n take the rubber duckies in that huge bath behind us?! ;)

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'I must finance a ducking stool from next years budget'

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' I thought you were joking when you said I'll show you a couple of big ducks'

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love it Margaret lol

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I don't give a duck if you think i'm a winker

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Hahaha oh I like that :D

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Britcliffe-"Duck you say, I thought you said something else"

Other Guy-"I did say hold it like this"

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Council Leader in cock-up, after agreeing to help promote 'Rubber Up' health campaign.




(I won't be awarding myself any karma.)

:rolleyes:

Some good ones so far.

Keep 'em coming.

:D

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Only rude or 4 letter words could do justice to a picture like that, I'm afraid any contribution from me would be deleted.
Retlaw.

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Retlaw beat me too it, ya shoulda put it in oer 18s then i could have put "Well **** a Duck":D.

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If Graham asks we can just convince him we said we were were going duck racing not muck raking

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Yer getting as sharp as me.:D;)

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It did cross my mind.

As did Cashy's thought.

:D

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Five little ducks went out one day.
Over the hill to see a gay.
Mother duck said 'Quack, quack, quack!'
But only three of the little duckers came back.


(Please excuse the gay reference, but it does look like the other person in the photograph might own a pair of suede shoes.)

:D

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Council launches Scaitcliffe Lodge Holiday Park, as the resort to rival Blackpool.

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here's is the new Mayor.. and here's the next Mayor!

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Anyone for duck soup

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Let me introduce you to Duck and Roll.
(I'll let you decide which one is Roll).......well, I thought it was funny:)

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Think this will make a great photo, well that new Moss bloke from Rishton is aways accusing me of ducking and diving

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A duck in the hand, is worth two in the bushes.

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How about?

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...0&d=1278357049

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From LET .....Local Council leader leads crusade to replace Garden Gnomes with high visibility Ducks .. .. says Coun. Britcliffe "everyone should have a least one Duck in front their garden "

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Nah the missus would object.:hidewall:

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'Ooh err missus!'

'That lady in the shop was right.'

'They do go just as fast as a Rabbit.'

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Councillor - Peter Britcliffe Still trying to sort out the huge 'BILLS' for Hyndburn :D

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'Hello, I'm Julian, and this is my friend Sandy,'

'Though I don't recognise the eeks of the two meshigeners with their lills all over us.'

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My ducks bigger than your duck !!!

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Some good ones.

The ones that tickled me, so far, came from Romps and MargaretR.

Karma awarded.

Keep 'em coming.

:D

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A new photograph will be posted on Friday.

More karma available in the meantime, for Donald and Daisy's snap.

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Reinforcements coming up behind!

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More karma awards available, for person who can raise the biggest titter, for this new photograph.

:D

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'I'll sell them on Ebay as the Terracotta Army'

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This is a comedown from the toilets in westminster,,,,

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Where did it all go wrong

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See everybody is turning their back on me now !

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Do i really have to paint all these , just to get my full pension ?

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wonder if i can claim these on my expenses:mosher:

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cherie says in her socialist voice how do we get them out of here i reckon we couldget a fiver a piece.:mosher:

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dont be scared they werent sent by gordon brown,they only look like him.:hidewall:

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'Elsie Tanner left them to my Dad.'

'They used to sit on the top of her backyard wall.'

'What do you think we could flog then for on eBay?'

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Quick Cherie get them on the electoral register, Labour need all the votes they can get

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'You might be universally unpopular, but this lot still loves you.'

'Like Diana and the people, you are the Pixie's Prince, and that is how you will stay.

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Ah so you were watching the Queen on ITV 3 last night too:D

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Nope.

I've got quite a good memory.

1997, when I wrote the eulogy for him, is just like yesterday.

:rolleyes:

:D

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And there was me thinking it was Alistair's fair hand:rolleyes: :D

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"Cherie .... I wish you would learn to keep those snakes in yer head under control now and then !"

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Cherie to Tony........'I don't think this lot will pay to hear you speak love'

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Tony......'I can't understand...where did it all go wrong?'

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Tony, "You dozy Mare ! I said the last place I'd want to be, would be surrounded by Tory sniggers ! Not flamin' Terracotta Figures !"

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Genuine laugh out loud.

Have some karma.

:p

Keep 'em comin'.

More karma for big titters.

:D

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Well they said everything would turn to dust

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This 'sh.... a brick' habit has to stop, darling

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Tony " What the ? you clotheared Scouse binter ..... What I said was, we could make a market killing by buying up all these cheap Homes !! Not ..... terracotta gnomes !"

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Keep smiling they will be expecting another *uck up!!

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About time we had another.

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/652.$plit/C...A05%3A12%3A421

Accrington Town Hall celebrates performing it's first (barely) civil partnership.

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Whispers in the mayors ear "Did you get all the blood off it first ? Else we'll have hell an' all to pay !"

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Ooooh ! Can I borrow your pretty bib ?

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Thats it the first of many cuts we will be making this next few months!!!!!!!!

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Is that Li'l Stevie Wonder in the background, clapping, and singing?

'Ebony, and ivory'

'Livin' together in perfect harmony.'

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'Oi, Peter!'

'Two hands on the knife.'

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Karma for the best smirk inducers.

:)

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Now are you positive Ken Mosses neck is stretched just below the icing:D

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'I love your outfit.'

'Where did you get it?'

'I want one.'

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We make a perfect gay couple - One right handed and one left.

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Very droll and topical... :D

"Peter, you are on the wrong side; the devil looks over left shoulders"

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You've never driven in Benidorm then?:confused::)

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With his bumbling henchman rubbing his hands in glee, the evil assassin guided the Mayors knife over the self destructing Gateau's surface ........ ! I will have those robes A..HAHA..HA :up2someth

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Thats it you eat all that sugar up more money for my dental practice when your teeth rot (Nigel bramley haworth dentist in background clapping)

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Nah, Pete ... catch the train.

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My titters have been raised three times...so far, and karma given.

:p:p:p

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Thats the problem with you politicians you want your cake and to eat it!

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Oh no you've stuck the knife in the bloody cake, you know its only for show its going back tomorrow due to the cuts

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I tell you if he doesnt take his hand off my bum i,m going to stab him with this knife.

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Peter "I looked like Rod Stewart in the 70's!".. Mayor.. "well like you said Pete, The First Cut is the Deepest"

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I thought he looked like David Cassidy.

However, titter raised.

Karma sent.

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Be careful with my popularity this could be an ied you know.

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This week's new pic.

Again, more karma for those who induce a giggle, or two.

Please feel free to add your own funny photographs.

It feels like I'm cheating if I put captions to pictures I've chosen.

:rolleyes:

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'Having known Diana, I can see the appeal of a veil, your Royal Highness.'

'Perhaps a burka might be a nice Christmas present idea, Sir?'

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Pst.....Will ya marry us? i'll see ya right.

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I think it was her that just passed wind, the smelly b ugger!!! :D

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'Yes your Royal Highness, I knew your aunts, and their high ranking Nazi husbands, your uncles, very well, when I was in the Hitler Youth.'

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I'm sorry Charles its out of the question Camilla and yourself using Castlegandolfo for your holidays next year

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I can arrange a bulk purchase discount on
Duchy Originals Communion Wafers

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Do you still practice the goose step in private, I do

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'Dump the Church of England, when the old girl finally pops it, come back to the fold, and I'll make you a Saint'.

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"So zen your Highness ! Should I be startink ze exorcism now to remove zis dark shadow ?"

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"Charles, why in Gods name is she dressed for a funeral? Has your mother sent another Taxi?"

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My vord prinz charles diana has let herself go a bit!

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Next time you salute me click your heels as well as raising your hand .

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"Nien you Highness ! Put zer cash back in your pocket, zer is not enough in ze werld for me to take her into zer Nunnery!"

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So once more after me it goes Deutschland Deutschland uber alles

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Mummy has always loved horses , but this is no Black Beauty.

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More titters raised, but I've given out too much karma, so more due within twenty four hours.

:p

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Lol I knew you'd get it Rindy.........thanks for the Karma hun xx

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A new year, a new caption competition.

Karma given for titters raised.

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Labour launch rival to the Market Hall, trialing seven day trading.

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Labour secure Lottery funding for new community art project, The Great Victorian Raffle.