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Forum: Anything Goes 31-03-2024, 21:58
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Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y....
Forum: Anything Goes 30-03-2024, 00:12
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

My foot....
Forum: Anything Goes 30-03-2024, 00:09
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun....
Forum: Anything Goes 30-03-2024, 00:06
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

Somebody asked me where did your sister going hunting

I said Alaska.

He said nevermind I ask her myself....
Forum: Anything Goes 30-03-2024, 00:03
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent....
Forum: Accy Photos 07-03-2024, 19:00
Replies: 14,275
Views: 412,812
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Today in pictures

Sad news to hear about Dave

A couple of images from today at WWT Martin Mere to honor Dave

1: Asian Otter
2: Chiliean Flamingo
Forum: General Chat 28-02-2024, 00:22
Replies: 41
Views: 42
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: The state of our hospitals.

Last year I had to go to Blackburn A&E and was told there was a 24 hour wait to see a doctor after I fell and thought I had a suspected broken bone or I could just make an appointment for the next day
Forum: General Chat 30-11-2023, 23:17
Replies: 2
Views: 3
Posted By Ryewolf90
RIP Shane MacGowan

Sad, but not surprising news that Shane MacGaown has died aged 65. i saw his latest photo about 5-6 days ago and he looked like death. My guess he was discharged from hospital so he could die a home....
Forum: General Chat 27-10-2023, 21:02
Replies: 17
Views: 18
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Disappointed

I'll bloody well moan as much as I want, the last month 99% of all posts on this forum were Stanley based, I'm not the only person to comment on this over the last 5 or 12 months. Most days Stanley...
Forum: General Chat 25-10-2023, 23:33
Replies: 17
Views: 18
Posted By Ryewolf90
Disappointed

I've noticed that fewer and fewer of the regulars to Accrington Web have been posting, myself included, but, and this is not a criticism, when the only posts to the forum are Stanley related, it's...
Forum: General Chat 29-09-2023, 23:50
Replies: 6
Views: 7
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Sycamore Gap Tree Felled.

Well there's been another arrest regarding the felling of the tree, first it was a 16 year old boy now it's a 60 year old man. Both the pennine way and hadrian's Wall Path run past Sycamore Gap.
...
Forum: General Chat 28-09-2023, 22:12
Replies: 6
Views: 7
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Sycamore Gap Tree Felled.

Well that is the big question, my initial thoughts was a disgruntled farmer or landowner. I don't believe this was a 16 year old kid who just happened to have a massive chainsaw and did it for kicks...
Forum: General Chat 28-09-2023, 16:24
Replies: 6
Views: 7
Posted By Ryewolf90
Sycamore Gap Tree Felled.

Sycamore Gap tree at Hadrian's Wall cut down by 'vandals' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-66947040)


According to the latest report, a 16 year old boy has been arrested on suspicion....
Forum: Accy Photos 20-09-2023, 19:10
Replies: 14,275
Views: 412,812
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Today in pictures

Last weekend me and my sisters went to North Wales, on Friday we stopped at Llandudno and visited the Great Orme.

1: Cable Cars
2: View from the summit
3: Wind farm.
Forum: Anything Goes 08-09-2023, 20:30
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie? Coz Ken 'came' in a different box.....
Forum: Anything Goes 08-09-2023, 13:19
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

Got home to find my kids have been on eBay all day. If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.

My wife says I have two major faults. I don't listen and something else.
Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2023, 21:07
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

Do you want to know the German word for consipation? farfrompoopen... Well I just learned the German word for bra... Stoppemfrumfloppen.
Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2023, 21:01
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

I can't understand why my calculator stopped working. It just doesn't add up.
Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2023, 20:58
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. I just bought a TV and it said "Built in Antenna". To be perfectly honest IDK where that is.
Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2023, 20:52
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

How do you get a country girls attention? A tractor....
Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2023, 20:38
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

What do you call an Afghan virgin? Never bin-laid-on...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2023, 20:28
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

How do you know when you're on Accrington Web Forum? All the Accy Stanley Football Threads.
Forum: Anything Goes 03-09-2023, 19:51
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

If Nuns live in a nunnery, why don't Monks live in a monkery?
Forum: Anything Goes 03-09-2023, 19:50
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

If math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Forum: Anything Goes 03-09-2023, 19:46
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Ryewolf90
Re: Joke Of The Day

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian asked me to take it out.
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