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Forum: Anything Goes 11-04-2025, 11:22

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day A teacher once told me not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be AUTOCORRECT, for which I am eternally grapefruit!

Forum: Anything Goes 20-03-2025, 14:42

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day A little 5 year-old lad has a week off from school - teacher wants to know why he was away. He says 'My mum was in bed, cos she had a bus'. The annoyed teacher doesn't except this lame excuse....

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 11:05

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day Q; What do you call an alligator in a vest? A; An investigator. Get away.

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 11:02

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day Q; What's the similarity between Red Bull, the drink, and Always Sanitary products? A; They both gives you Wings!

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 10:59

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day I walked down the street in town, dressed as a screw-driver. That turned a few heads.

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 10:57

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day Q; What's the best gift you can buy? A; A Broken Drum. You just can't beat it!

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 10:57

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day Q; What's the main affliction of a beachcomber. A; Sand in me toe-sis.

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 10:56

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day Q; Why can't you buy aspirins in the jungle? A; 'Cos the parrots eat 'em all. (Paracetamol) He He.

Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2025, 10:55

Replies: 2,313 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pompeylass Re: Joke Of The Day (Q); What's the staple diet of a pigeon? (A); Tarmac.

Forum: General Chat 07-03-2025, 11:36

Replies: 2 Message boards Views: 3 Posted By pompeylass Re: Message boards Unfortunately, in Lancashire looking for a Hartley is like looking for Smith's. It's a mine-field.

Forum: General Chat 03-03-2025, 12:32

Replies: 60 End of the Forum? Views: 61 Posted By pompeylass Re: End of the Forum? That used to be run by an old lady who was strict, no nonsense and thorough, but slow. I remember one day, getting a bit bored with my searches in the death certificates, and started roaming...

Forum: General Chat 03-03-2025, 11:59

Replies: 60 End of the Forum? Views: 61 Posted By pompeylass Re: End of the Forum? Mark, do you mean 'FamilySearch.org? Not tried that one. That's run by the Mormons. I used to frequently visit the Mormon Family History Centre at Haslingden. Had some fun and facts days out there.

Forum: General Chat 01-03-2025, 10:59

Replies: 60 End of the Forum? Views: 61 Posted By pompeylass Re: End of the Forum? Pity there's not a Genealogy/ Family Tree topic built into this forum- I think that would generate some fascinating posts. I for one would be on it, constantly, as I've not long been given a...

Forum: DVD/TV/Film Discussion 25-02-2025, 07:47

Replies: 2 Beverley Hillbillies! Views: 3 Posted By pompeylass Beverley Hillbillies! Beverley Hillbillies are back! The original series are now showing on 'Talking Pictures' - think I'll record 'em, then I can watch at my leasure.

Forum: General Community Talk 25-02-2025, 00:24

Replies: 8 Seagull Problem in Clayton? Views: 9 Posted By pompeylass Re: Seagull Problem in Clayton? Quote from an internet (DailyMotion) source; A town has been invaded by an ‘apocalyptic’ swarm of up to 3,000 seagulls – despite being 30 miles from the nearest coast. The scavenging winged...

Forum: General Sport and Hobby Talk 24-02-2025, 03:54

Replies: 1 British Horse Racing on telly Views: 2 Posted By pompeylass Re: British Horse Racing on telly I want to know what's the difference between A Bumper race and A Novice race. Any one know?

Forum: General Chat 24-02-2025, 02:51

Replies: 60 End of the Forum? Views: 61 Posted By pompeylass Re: End of the Forum? Hi all I've been reading all the posts about the decline of the forum and I thought that one of the biggest reasons for its decline is that most of the early members that produced the bulk of...

Forum: Accrington Stanley 06-05-2024, 18:34

Replies: 7 scouting for new players Views: 8 Posted By pompeylass Re: scouting for new players Kyle, whoops, Haji is now a free agent, having been released by Pompey, along with 5 or 6 other first team players, having published their retained list.

Forum: Accrington Stanley 09-03-2024, 13:23

Replies: 19 2023-24 Prediction League; Game 36 v Bradford City (home) Views: 20 Posted By pompeylass Re: 2023-24 Prediction League; Game 36 v Bradford City (home) Stanley 3-3 Bradford goal-fest.

Forum: Accrington Stanley 09-03-2024, 13:21

Replies: 18 V Bradford City Guess The Gate Views: 19 Posted By pompeylass Re: V Bradford City Guess The Gate 3,333 for me, all the three's.

Forum: Accrington Stanley 02-03-2024, 12:59

Replies: 15 2023-24 Prediction League; Game 35 v Wrexham AFC (away) Views: 16 Posted By pompeylass Re: 2023-24 Prediction League; Game 35 v Wrexham AFC (away) Wrexham 2-0 Accy Stanley for me please.

Forum: Accrington Stanley 02-03-2024, 12:57

Replies: 13 V Wrexham A.F.C.Guess The Gate Views: 14 Posted By pompeylass Re: V Wrexham A.F.C.Guess The Gate 13,200 for me please

Forum: Accrington Stanley 21-02-2024, 14:33

Replies: 15 How is the ladies team doing ? Views: 16 Posted By pompeylass Re: How is the ladies team doing ? The Radcliffe match was postponed, waterlogged. Next game is set for the 25th (Sun) at home (The Hub) against Morecambe FC Women, KO 2.00pm. I believe the Cup Match with Darwen was played at...

Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-02-2024, 14:17

Replies: 16 2023-24 Prediction League; Game 33 v Colchester United (away) Views: 17 Posted By pompeylass Re: 2023-24 Prediction League; Game 33 v Colchester United (away) WOW! I got one right!

Forum: Accrington Stanley 17-02-2024, 13:04

Replies: 15 How is the ladies team doing ? Views: 16 Posted By pompeylass Re: How is the ladies team doing ? Stanley Ladies lost their Cup game with Darwen 1-0. The next game is a League match away to Radcliffe FC Women this Sunday (18th) 2.00pm K.O.

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