27 May 2012

And I've put a load of washing on...hope it dries before it all goes belly up.
Let's go to eternity clean and smelling nice!


Yup ... gotta have clean underwear and sox when you meet the almighty:mosher: Oh ... and make sure you go to the washroom first ... there will be a big line up at the pearly's.:D
 
What time's kick off?

Just wondered if I've time to cook a chicken.

Which U.S. time zone does God set his watch by?

I think he will use Greenwich ...

I'm wondering if it will all happen at once, or if it will be a kind of rolling apocalypse, starting in London and working its way westward:confused: ... this would mean I have about five more hours than you guys.:theband:.

I would cook the chicken ... if you can't sit down and eat it, make sandwiches so that you'll have something to eat as you journey to the bowels of hell.;) Me ... I'm going to hang out in the second circle for a while ... bring the sandwiches and join me there; I'll bring the beer and the wine.:D
 
The suspense is killing me - even if the end of the world doesn't.

Chicken sandwiches and beer in hell - sounds like my sort of going-away party.
 
This could be it ... there is a small cloud in the southwest that looks a lot like Elvis.:eek:
 
I'm wondering if it will all happen at once, or if it will be a kind of rolling apocalypse, starting in London and working its way westward:confused: ... this would mean I have about five more hours than you

Someone's pressure cooker's just exploded at a caravan park near Margate.

I think it's started.

The final countdown.

It's been fun.

I'm off to do something I've always wanted to do.

Knock a policeman's helmet off.

It's going to be tough.

Finding a Bobby wearing headgear in this heat.

Though I'm determined to find one, in the little time we have left.

Can't miss this once in a life time opportunity.

Armageddons occur less frequently than Preston Guilds.

See you lat...whoops.

Good-bye.

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Well for me its up to the park. (the one at the coppice) I have a few beers I am taking up with me soon. The park is likely to be busy so I don't want to drink them on the park with all the kiddies around... Plus if Accy is going to burn a firely death-- I guess I can watch it burn before the flames reach me.... hmm perhaps I should be packing water rather than beers... oh well :drunk::thepint::cheers::whatthe::beer58::drink: :signbeer:

That seems like too much hard work Restless, why not just wonder down the Park, sod that schlepping up the coppice:D


Perhaps you should set up camp in Gamblers Caves might be safer from nuclear explosions! ;)

hmm where abouts are they?
 
Well for me its up to the park. (the one at the coppice) I have a few beers I am taking up with me soon. The park is likely to be busy so I don't want to drink them on the park with all the kiddies around... Plus if Accy is going to burn a firely death-- I guess I can watch it burn before the flames reach me.... hmm perhaps I should be packing water rather than beers... oh well :drunk::thepint::cheers::whatthe::beer58::drink: :signbeer:






hmm where abouts are they?
back of the coppice:D
 
P.S. Someone needs to inform the Met. Office, to take down their long range weather forecast.

;)
 
P.S. Someone needs to inform the Met. Office, to take down their long range weather forecast.

;)
Well according to today's forecast the temp's going to peak at 26 degrees at 4pm. Perhaps that's when the flames will start.
 
As Jaysay says, Gamblers Caves are on your left as you travel towards Haslingden on the A 56 Bypass.Past the top of Sandy Lane where Spire Farm is.
 
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