A Question especially for MICK

shillelagh

shillelagh

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As mick, less and benipete have lead my sweetie pie astray in the broadway pub, i have a question for you mick ..... whats this about 2 burnt fingers and a microwave? Now spug wont tell me anymore ..... he just said that you told him to tell me about the absinthe .... maybe you should keep it - might stop you burning your fingers!!!:p:p:p
 
I dont think anyone would be surprised if any of them burnt thier fingers in the microwave after a session! :D
 
Slight problem derek - this was yesterday .... and he'd not been in the pub yesterday ..... maybe he should have a nip of the absinthe ... might just make him realise he aint accywebs version of david blaine!!!!:D:D:D
 
Well I wasnt going to say 'they dont even need to be drunk' but ya gone and forced me to do it now hav'nt you, If I get banned, i know who to blame! :p:p
 
Sorry shillelagh i am totally confused over this thread:confused:
Yes i did a roast chicken for Sunday dinner and burnt my hands on the handles of the roasting tin and now have a couple of small blisters but i have not got a clue about the microwave:confused:i did not use ours at all Sunday.
all the meat,veg,roast potatoes where made from fresh nothing requiring a microwave :confused:
so i think spuggie j must have had too much to drink (2 pints) and told you wrong or got a bit mixed up :D

And by the way it was Spuggie that was leading us astray he bought a round of drinks:drink::drink::drink:
it could have just been shock at the cheap prices
Nice one Spuggie j good to see you again.
 
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he now admits that it was less burning his fingers with the microwave ......... Wish he'd get his story straight ......... but it was right someone forgetting to use something to hold onto the chicken taking it out of the oven ........

Tell you - you lead him astray .... he comes back with half a story ....... he's hopeless!!!!

Not my fault he's been getting plenty of kip while he's down
 
Oh dear sorry jen your wrong again:D
I did have a folded towel on both handles that's why i thought it was safe( It was a new roasting tray) but the handles being thin and the weight of the chicken pressing down on the towels the heat came right through and it was a case of burnt fingers or no Sunday dinner .:D (i got a lovely Sunday dinner) :D
 
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Typical woman, supposed to be at home domesticating while her bloke has a quiet chat with his mates then starts complaining :D
 
mick said:
Oh dear sorry jen your wrong again:D
I did have a folded towel on both handles that's why i thought it was safe but the handles being thin and the weight of the chicken pressing down on the towels the heat came right through and it was a case of burnt fingers or no Sunday dinner .:D (i got a lovely Sunday dinner) :D
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You can get oven gloves with your Nescafe bean points
(Looks like they are needed more than the towelling robe)
 
MargaretR said:
You can get oven gloves with your Nescafe bean points
(Looks like they are needed more than the towelling robe)
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Yes we know this and sent off months ago for them they cashed the cheque for postage (75p) but as yet they have not landed :(
 
Must remember only buy Spuggie j Orange juice in future so he does not get his story's so muddled up:D:D
 
Dont Mick - soda or lemonade might be better .......... theres definately no alcohol in them ....... he might just slip a vodka in it!!!!
 
Excuse me - i was ruiminating in my bed ..........:D:D:D

Cashy - me domesticating you are asking for miracles ....... even my sis says that!!! :D:D:D

I would not :hesoff: do that to cashy dearest ......... i'll leave that to paris to do!!!!:tongueout
 
shillelagh said:
Excuse me - i was ruiminating in my bed ..........:D:D:D

Cashy - me domesticating you are asking for miracles ....... even my sis says that!!! :D:D:D

I would not :hesoff: do that to cashy dearest ......... i'll leave that to paris to do!!!!:tongueout
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No comment.:hidewall:
 
From what I have been able to work out, somehow 3 different tales have been mixed up.

Mick burnt his fingers is one.
I burnt a finger a few months ago by holding a tea towel in my right hand and removing a hot roasting tin with my naked, (can we say naked?), left hand, that's two.

And number three was about a haggis I put into a microwave for the recommended 20 minutes but having failed to remove the metal tags at the ends of the packaging, result was two overcooked ends of a haggis and it still frozen everywhere else.

However when a certain gentleman left us he was sober, I suspect though that he must have called in to a couple more pubs on his way home to have got the tales so garbled.




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Ooooh, look what happens if you soak your head in a bath of absinthe!
 
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