A woman's place....

[lettie]

Now I am a girl of the world, and all for equality but after today I wish I wasn't. Deciding to do a bit more work in the garden, I set about some weeds with a shovel. It's bloody hot out there. I managed to get the majority of weeds up and got to work cutting back my ivy which has grown over the back wall and is annoying the drunks who frequently come up our back alley for a quick p1ss on the way to the taxi place. The worst job was yet to come. After fighting my way past worms and spiders I had to tackle my outside drain. Donning my marigolds i proceeded to remove all the garden matter which was blocking my drain......

What a horrendous job. That's why women are supposed to have men living with them, so that they can do all these sh1tty jobs and we can stay cool indoors looking gorgeous and being generally girly. I now have things crawling on me and I'm itching all over. The drain is cleared but has left a nasty smell up my nose. I am going out later with Sparky and Garinda and I feel like I'll never be clean again. Therefore I am now off for a shower and am going to try and smarten myself up a bit.....

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

I think that sometimes it is a handicap to have a man about the place........grunnies with skiddies on them........bedtime farts and then comes the wafting of the covers, just to make sure you get the full aroma.
Plates stacked all wrong in the cupboard......jars with lids only half screwed on.....perilous if you pick the jar up by the lid. Milk bottles tha could be designated as empty (they might have a teaspoon of milk left in them) put back in the fridge........I could go on and on.

Don't the scouts do bob a job anymore.....? Well, no......I suppose it would be more than a bob a job.

 

[garinda]

Like l said, l'd never have known you'd been shovelling shit, you looked more fragrant than Mary Archer's fragrant drawer liner's.

Stop being sexist too, get a small child to do the drains/ chimneys etc.