Aftershave

[West Ender]

My late husband was a tall man who had a beard and played Rugby Union in his younger days. He had long, hairy and very muscley legs.

When I first knew him (in his pre-beard days) we went to St Annes one hot day and I saw him in swimming trunks for the first time. I swear to God, if he'd had skinny legs I wouldn't have gone out with him again. As it was - he passed.

 

[MargaretR]

If you love the man you love his armpits too

 

[bonny_tuesday]

i dont like beards but love six o'clock shadow, no matter what time of the day lol. Used to love having a tingly red neck and face after romancing.
Ohhhh margaret, what have you started!!!

 

[shillelagh]

i dont like beards but love six o'clock shadow, no matter what time of the day lol. Used to love having a tingly red neck and face after romancing.
Ohhhh margaret, what have you started!!!

Cant wait to see if someone sees this and now starts trying to grow one .......

 

[Neil]

Ohhhh margaret, what have you started!!!

A thread wander by the look of it

 

[MargaretR]

A thread wander by the look of it

Not so - a thread about aftershave needs to consider whether shaving is an attribute

 

[shillelagh]

Dont ask me about aftershaves......... i dont even know what spuggie uses ....

 

[bonny_tuesday]

jen thats very naughty, you should know. And who do you think might grow a six o'clock shadow?

 

[shillelagh]

Your wizzy ......... thats who!!!

 

[bonny_tuesday]

wizzy is already dead hairy lol
he never shaves, he sheds!!
and he is a really sloppy kisser lol
anyway, im not hanging around here to be shouted at by Neil, im going to hide in the christmas do thread for a while.
xx

 

[MargaretR]

wizzy is already dead hairy lol
he never shaves, he sheds!!
and he is a really sloppy kisser lol
anyway, im not hanging around here to be shouted at by Neil, im going to hide in the christmas do thread for a while.
xx

I'm goin to tell you a secret
I knew a man with more hair on his bum than his head
It gave new meaning to 'running my fingers through his hair'
He was god's gift to womankind

 

[bonny_tuesday]

Ahhhh so the truth is out!!! You know my ex husband!

 

[bonny_tuesday]

Oh sorry, didnt read the last line lol !!!!

 

[MargaretR]

Ahhhh so the truth is out!!! You know my ex husband!

He had already got rid of two spouses (we were on an equal footing there)
but I don't think one of them was you
Maybe more men than we realise have hairy trouser secrets
Men on Accy Web Own Up - who has a hairy bum?

PS pubes dont count - its buttocks that count here

 

[bonny_tuesday]

I'm waiting with anticipation of the replies to this now.
I wonder if anybody will come forward.
Spotty botties need not respond ty

 

[shillelagh]

Wonder if any of them will admit to being waxed?

I can see this going over 18s ........


You can tell im getting better!!!

 

[BERNADETTE]

You beat me to it Jen was just going to say this thread was headed for over eighteens

 

[shillelagh]

Well someone has to take over flashys mantle now shes leaving us ....

 

[MargaretR]

Well someone has to take over flashys mantle now shes leaving us ....

My ventures into a bottle of Bardolino per night are extremely rare events and I will not presume that I am capable of inheriting her role

I can still write posh when ...... amazes me too

 

[cashman]

My ventures into a bottle of Bardolino per night are extremely rare events[/I]

how times change.