Aggravating things about men!

men // well wot can one say // as i was told by one man my ex, (womans logigic is not like a mans ) plz tell me wen as any man ever shown anyone any logic at all, its different to a womans ( we are always right ) ha ha ha
 
You know they only put the "S" in SARS, cos it would be embarrassing to die of "ARS"...;)
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This is getting close to fighting talk!!!​
 
How can you tell if your wife is dead ?

Sex is the same, but the washing up piles up.

How can you tell if Husband is dead ?

Sex is the same, but you get the remote.
 
Girls , girls , girls.We do all these things to make you feel superior.I mean when all said and done its the female maternal instinct that keeps you looking after us, or sympathy come to that.
 
why do they never put the toilet seat down?

why when they have had 5 pints they turn into a serial letch?
 
i have an a-mail about men and women if anyones interested but i dont want to put it on here cos it contains a minor rude word and apart from that i wouldnt know how to paste it on a thread annyway:(
just give me ur e-mail addresses xxx
 
Why do men never clean the toilet after they've used it???

Why do they think a clean pair of underpants are the ones they had on yesterday, turned inside out...:D
 
lettie said:
Why do men never clean the toilet after they've used it???

Why do they think a clean pair of underpants are the ones they had on yesterday, turned inside out...:D
We all know these are malicious rumours.....most men who live on their own don't need to clean the loo every time they use it...it's only when the female moves in that all this nonsense starts. As for Y fronts, most women are only jealous of the functional design....they could'nt come up with anything like that in a pair of knickers
 
Why do they think a clean pair of underpants are the ones they had on yesterday, turned inside out...:D

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I put a clean pair on every friday. Whats wrong with that?
 
why when they have had 5 pints they turn into a serial letch?
Now then i have given up the alcohol for the last 19 years.And anyway why take them home when they are that way ????????????????????????????????
 
Well girls, you know what they say...

Women, we may have our faults but
Men have only two.
Everything they say and
Everything they do........ :D
 
Am sooo glad I started this thread in reply to Tealeaf's,just so I can yak on about my spelling!!!!!Put dictionary on your next birthday list Tea! :D :rofl38:
 
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