Aggravating things about men!

[lettie]

We know we know that we're always right - whats wrong with that?

Even when you're wrong.......

 

[Tealeaf]

Lettie, we're never, ever wrong...you should know that by now.

 

[lettie]

Belly button fluff.. Why do men get it? A quick reckie of my female friends reveals that they don't, and I've never seen it on any of my female patients. When I was in general nursing, I used to find it on fellas all the time. Do they not wash themselves properly? Is it the clothing they're wearing? Why is it always blue? Can anybody answer this question????

 

[Tealeaf]

Men get it through hard work.........the bodily movement causes friction, rubbing against your clothes which works it's way round to your belly button. Women don't get it because a) wrong shape b) no hard work, apart from moaning.

 

[lettie]

I see you're working your socks off at the moment Tealeaf...

 

[Tealeaf]

I've got blisters on my fingers.....

 

[janet]

It's a wonder you dont have blisters on your tongue Tealeaf. Slagging off us women.

 

[Tealeaf]

Janet, I don't slag off anybody. I merely observe & record some fundamental home truths.

 

[ShortStuff]

Women may not always be right - but at least we are capable of admitting it - Try getting a bloke to say he was wrong!!

 

[simon]

I'm wrong

 

[Sparkologist]

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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