Alcohol Warning!!!

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

........... :D
 
so that,s what happens when drink alcohol .......well i must change my drink to alcohol and give it a try....thank,s
 
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

........... :D



damn... so thats why
 
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

........... :D


:) This is what we use to call a


TART.........:D



Fancy a quick one.......:D
 
oh he still comes on neil
Why did you not tell be earlier? :D


:) This is what we use to call a


TART.........:D



Fancy a quick one.......:D
There's nothing wrong with tarts, how else would Chav get sh**ed? :D :D :D

(This comment is in no way meant to include the several dozen very nice ladies from AccyWeb that he may or may not have been involved with.
Oh and definitely not the very nice lady he is seeing at the moment, whoever she may be ;))
 
have just been reading an article on the dangers of alcohol consumption, and it scared me to death. so after much thought i have decided to STOP READING.:p
 
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