Asda

[Retlaw]

Asda's roof has just gone again in the same place. This is after having the last catastrophy repaired over the weekend.

Retlaw

 

[Sara]

Heard it on the Bee but thought it was old news. Wonder if they have had to close again?

 

[emamum]

i'll not bother going then.....

 

[yerself]

Asda's roof has just gone again in the same place. This is after having the last catastrophy repaired over the weekend.

They probably got one of those dodgepots in a battered old Transit van to do it.
"We were just passing and noticed your roof looks like it needs a bit of work doing."

 

[Retlaw]

They probably got one of those dodgepots in a battered old Transit van to do it.
"We were just passing and noticed your roof looks like it needs a bit of work doing."

Thurs nowt wrong wi mi roof wot ti on abeaut.
Tha wants tu gu tu specsavers.
Retlaw

 

[blazey]

Thurs nowt wrong wi mi roof wot ti on abeaut.
Tha wants tu gu tu specsavers.
Retlaw

"Well there wasn't, bud I jus saw some bloke nickin off wi yer tiles ofat roof'

 

[flashy]

wheres thi lead gone lad?

 

[Retlaw]

"Well there wasn't, bud I jus saw some bloke nickin off wi yer tiles ofat roof'

Oo rattle thi cage, I dorned ev tiles on my ruuf, av gettun slates.

Retlaw.

 

[Retlaw]

wheres thi lead gone lad?

Event gettun ony led o my ruuf.

wurs thi freezur.

Retlaw.

 

[blazey]

Oo rattle thi cage, I dorned ev tiles on my ruuf, av gettun slates.

Retlaw.

You mean slate tiles? Slate is just the material isn't it?

 

[AccyLass]

One of our customers tonight said Asda also closed today, due to a burst water pipe!
They aint having much luck this week eh

 

[cashman]

They probably got one of those dodgepots in a battered old Transit van to do it.
"We were just passing and noticed your roof looks like it needs a bit of work doing."

will no doubt take some poor sod to be maimed then they may just pay fer a proper job.

 

[flashy]

Event gettun ony led o my ruuf.

wurs thi freezur.

Retlaw.

mi freezur went t' n accywebber tha knows

 

[vicky1]

You mean slate tiles? Slate is just the material isn't it?

Slates and tiles are a very different

 

[Benipete]

Slates and tiles are a very different

That reply was mine have not got a clue what happened.

 

[emamum]

yaaaay, a good excuse for going morrisons instead

 

[LYNX1]

That reply was mine have not got a clue what happened.

Thought your voice had gone up an octave or 2 last time I saw you pete

 

[derekgas]

It will be the ceiling, not the roof, if the roof collapsed, the place would be closed down until corrected, the drainage system will be struggling with the amount of rain, as the drainage from the roof is run through the roof, it will overflow onto the ceiling (if not done correctly) and bring down the ceiling tiles which are a fibre board, they should have known it was going to happen though.

 

[Retlaw]

You mean slate tiles? Slate is just the material isn't it?

As I said SLATES, which are made from SLATE.
trying to be clever arent you, have you ever been in a builders yard, ask for tiles and you'l get tiles, if you want the oblong shaped doofers for a roof you ask for SLATES.
When are you going to aquire some gumption, I know your young enough to know everything, one day it will dawn you know nowt.
Retlaw.

 

[derekgas]

To explain the difference to non builders, slates are normally taken fron a quarry, and are a natural product, tiles are a man made concrete product.