baldness ...

There's nowt wrong with the gym....just keep him away from the sunbeds, Why those things are still allowed, I do not know. If we can ban smolking in pubs and public places, then we should get rid of those monstrosities ASAP
 
Looks like I'm 'safe' then.... Does shaving what's left down to the wood every other day help?

I long ago stopped believing in these studies as next week bald men will be twice a likely to die from nose failure if they regularly drink cranberry juice on Tuesday.

Somebody is being paid a lot of money to come up with this guff, just spend it on helping men with prostate cancer!
 
MargaretR said:
After a lifetime of study, I have concluded that the horniest men have
big adams apples - so if you have one, throw out the polo neck jumpers and show whats on offer :D
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It might also be wise to also check under the bonnet, before taking a test drive.

;):D
 

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Tealeaf said:
Anyway, it's all due to male hormones. Lets face it girls, which would you rather have under the sheets with you - some little faggot with a fancy boufant hairdo, or a a six-packed, rampant all-nighter,with a rod of iron who happens to be follically challenged?
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I'm reliably informed that there are certain 'gentleman's clubs', not spitting distance from yourself in London, where you'd be hard pushed to find three follicles to rub together, or to make even the simplest French pleat.

;):rolleyes::D
 

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