Beattie

Dear Oxford chairman,
please take James Beattie to be your manager and make sure you pay Stanley lots of dosh in compensation.
While your shopping at the store first stadium, feel free to pick up one of our midfielders called Luke Joyce, he would be a great addition to your team.
And why not spend a few quid at lanc daves shop on some quality merchandise.

your shopping list should be
1. beattie
2. joyce.
3 the bar scarf
4. the new home shirt

enjoy your shopping experience at stanley.

Regards,
Dav007

p.s. are you friendly with the Southport chairman?

They will have to put the deal on hold until later next week, bar scarfs out of stock :)
 
Dear Oxford chairman,
please take James Beattie to be your manager and make sure you pay Stanley lots of dosh in compensation.
While your shopping at the store first stadium, feel free to pick up one of our midfielders called Luke Joyce, he would be a great addition to your team.
And why not spend a few quid at lanc daves shop on some quality merchandise.

your shopping list should be
1. beattie
2. joyce.
3 the bar scarf
4. the new home shirt

enjoy your shopping experience at stanley.

Regards,
Dav007

p.s. are you friendly with the Southport chairman?

The next time someone says to you "Penny for your thoughts ?"

SELL :D
 
It was tounge in cheek.
BTW, great point away at a Wycombe team who are doing well this season.
 
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