Bribery works - try it!!!!

shillelagh

Town Elder
Tackler
Sunday i had another fit so not talking brilliantly either at the minute. Went to the Docs yesterday to tell him and also because where i fell. I must have fallen against the kitchen door because my head hurt plus my hair was sticky as if blood was in it. Anyway went to the docs and he said i thought you might have had another fit because i am quite healthy really its just the epilepsy which drives me crazy. Anyway he'd had a letter from my neurologist and got the result of the eeg or ecg whatever it is can never remember. Anyway it shows i've got an abnormality in my brain which we already knew because of the epilepsy! So the neurologist wants to send me for a sleep deprived eeg/ecg. He had a look at my head and said ive grazed it - well it hurts! Give me some stuff to put on my tongue cos i've bitten it again and that hurts. No oranges, orange juice, spicy stuff etc. If i eat or drink that stuff it sends me into orbit. I can only drink a brew when its near enough cold and tastes horrible. I hate having these but i've got them and cant do nowt about it. Just keep taking the tablets and hope it does get better.
Anyway i was getting the stuff for my tongue and my niece was in the pharmacy with her 2 kids - youngest was trying to get down to walk. Shes the one who was in plaster for 5 months. When i said to my niece shes getting big - she said dont i know it - she weighs the same as her brother who is 3 1/2 - shes 1 1/2! Anyway we got our stuff and i walked with her to her car - walking the youngest holding on for dear life. She can motor when she wants to! lol My niece asked me if i wanted a lift home and i said no its ok and walked down to Tesco. While i was walking i rang my bro up at work and asked him if he wanted anything - he said no do u want picking up? Course i do! lol So im wandering round and on Sunday before i had my fit i just fancied roast beef - so got a roast of beef from Tesco and spuds and carrots - forgot the broccoli and leeks. And bro snook up behind me and shouted boo in my ear - i could have killed him! So i said do you want to come for tea tomorrow - not tonight i've got pool and wont have time to cook. He said what you making first - said roast beef yorkshire pudding mashed spuds roast spuds etc. He said yes! Well i did have a reason for this and i wasnt asking until he was here ready to eat otherwise i might not have seen him for dust! Next door has a gardner and twice a year i get him to cut my grass. I've got a big garden and it takes ages to cut the grass. But what it is i wanted it scalping for winter. So he did it for me 2 weeks ago and didnt take the cuttings so i've got 12 binbags full of cut grass spread at the back door and at the garage. I tried to get the binmen to take it but it wasnt my friendly binman and so he refused. So the next one is to try and nab my bro or sis to take it up to the tip. So Tuesday i thought i'd go all out and so he wouldnt make a fuss. So went down Accy and got some more veg and nipped into M & S to get some strawberries and cream. These things do have to be done. I didnt get back till after 5 - bro was searching the house thinking i might have had another fit. I'd already put the roast of beef in thinking he's not going to show till 6 - he showed at 5.05 just after work and i said i wasnt expecting you till 6 so he went and came back bang on 6 and played on the comp while i put it all out. He said why have you made all this. I said its over a year since i last made roast beef etc. Last time i made it i made it for me and mum. I said i just fancied it and making it for 1 is a waste of time - you cant get a roast of beef for one and he said thats true cos he lives on his own as well. I said to him when hes halfway through eating roast beef, yorkshire pudding, mashed spuds, carrots & parsnip, broccoli, leeks and gravy said can you do me a favour and he said what? I need some stuff going up to the tip - 12 bags of grass cuttings the binmen wouldnt take em. He said i will i knew you were after something. Anyway we are going to Burnley vs Preston on Friday if he can get tickets. About 4 years ago i bought a new computer chair from IKEA when i went with my sis. Bro sat on it and broke it about 10 days after i bought it and there was no way i could take it back to IKEA. Its still alright to sit on - just dont lean back unless u want to go wwwwwwwwayyyyy back! Bro sat on the chair today and he said you need another chair its broken! I said can you not remember you broke it. So he said hes going to buy me a new computer chair for xmas! So bribery does work. I'm going to get rid of my grass cuttings cos the binmen wouldnt take them and im going to get a comp chair for xmas and im getting hopefully a ticket to Burnley. What else does a girl want?
 
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