Bright Nights

slinky said:
My dad was once outting his jeans on and there was a wasp right at the cotch point, it stung his d'''''k and he said he was going to go to the hospital and tell the nurses '' take the sting out but leave the swelling in''
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pmsl only you could have come out with that lol and sure id cope with a bit of a sting if it meant it swelled up that much
 
rockrabbit said:
lol sod the pint i just run got told a few summers back just sit there and ignore it and it wont bother you then the git sting my arm so i leg it now not as quick as id run if a spider come near me though :(
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nice to see a fellow arachnaphobe!!! i hate the wee beasties!!! does size matter???? coz it doesnt with me!!!;) im scared of em all!!!
 
shiny gem said:
nice to see a fellow arachnaphobe!!! i hate the wee beasties!!! does size matter???? coz it doesnt with me!!!;) im scared of em all!!!
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Me too and I am sure they bloody know if you are scared of em!!they head straight for me!!
but my mum loves em and she never gets any in her house.
 
yeah i know it is true!!! my mum lives next door to a field and the spiders she gets are HUGE!!!!! they have tattoos and wear boots!!! im sure i saw one eat a horse once!!! well maybe a horse fly lol
 
shiny gem said:
nice to see a fellow arachnaphobe!!! i hate the wee beasties!!! does size matter???? coz it doesnt with me!!!;) im scared of em all!!!
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lol dont know if i should comment on that double innuendo , i hate all spiders id kill the lot of em and size doesnt matter yet your even scared of little ones, bet slinky isnt lol
 
shiny gem said:
yeah i know it is true!!! my mum lives next door to a field and the spiders she gets are HUGE!!!!! they have tattoos and wear boots!!! im sure i saw one eat a horse once!!! well maybe a horse fly lol
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LMAO GEM!! i know what you mean I once got my head kicked in off one. I was once sitting in my living room watching t.v and I saw this thing in my fringe out of the corner of my eye,,, omg i went balistic.....nearly shaved my hair off cause i thought it was still there (and i have really long hair) which makes it impossible to get spiders out of owwwwww.
 
slinky said:
LMAO GEM!! i know what you mean I once got my head kicked in off one. I was once sitting in my living room watching t.v and I saw this thing in my fringe out of the corner of my eye,,, omg i went balistic.....nearly shaved my hair off cause i thought it was still there (and i have really long hair) which makes it impossible to get spiders out of owwwwww.
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there is nothing worse than losing a spider though!!! you see one in the corner of the room...take your eyes off it for a second then when you look back its gone!!! :eek:
 
rockrabbit said:
lol dont know if i should comment on that double innuendo , i hate all spiders id kill the lot of em and size doesnt matter yet your even scared of little ones, bet slinky isnt lol
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i put the double innuendo in coz i thought youd comment.... see i already know how your mind works!!! lmao
 
shiny gem said:
i put the double innuendo in coz i thought youd comment.... see i already know how your mind works!!! lmao
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lol dont associate me with them two and there dirty minds lol and your as bad ,.nothign worse than getting home and finding a spider in your hair it makes you feel wick all night . Once worked on a house building an extension near moorhead there was two amssive spiders in the garage where we had our brews we was dying to kill em but was told if we touched em the boss would kill us my stupid fellow apprentice still did though his excuse was they came for us so he knocked em for six one of the other blokes then knocked him for six lol
 
rockrabbit said:
lol dont associate me with them two and there dirty minds lol and your as bad ,.nothign worse than getting home and finding a spider in your hair it makes you feel wick all night . Once worked on a house building an extension near moorhead there was two amssive spiders in the garage where we had our brews we was dying to kill em but was told if we touched em the boss would kill us my stupid fellow apprentice still did though his excuse was they came for us so he knocked em for six one of the other blokes then knocked him for six lol
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lol...i cant kill spiders!!! not for any other reason than i cant get close enough..if i step towards em they run at me!!! so i run screaming for the hills..then realise there are probably more spiders in the hills... lol
 
shiny gem said:
lol...i cant kill spiders!!! not for any other reason than i cant get close enough..if i step towards em they run at me!!! so i run screaming for the hills..then realise there are probably more spiders in the hills... lol
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thats the joy of having cats they eat spiders lol
 
rockrabbit said:
thats the joy of having cats they eat spiders lol
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I dont know!!! starving your cats just so theyll eat the stuff you dont like!!! do they fetch dead animals in for you??? dead birds and mice and stuff?? homeless people who have been caught off guard by your poor starving cats??
 
shiny gem said:
I dont know!!! starving your cats just so theyll eat the stuff you dont like!!! do they fetch dead animals in for you??? dead birds and mice and stuff?? homeless people who have been caught off guard by your poor starving cats??
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lol my cats eat better than me lost count how many times ive left meat or a chicken out and they ve had it
 
All I would to say to you slinky is, don't go to Oz......they have a nasty little spider out there called a 'redback'......it isn't very big, but it is black with a fine red line down its body......it lurks under toilet seats, just waiting for you to lower your bum......then gnash.......try finding a friend to suck the poison out of that!!!!!!!!!!
 
well i dont think slinky, rockrabbit or myself will be jetting out to oz anytime soon!!! lol unless maybe theres a brave spider killer out there wholl come along to protect us!!! lmao
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
All I would to say to you slinky is, don't go to Oz......they have a nasty little spider out there called a 'redback'......it isn't very big, but it is black with a fine red line down its body......it lurks under toilet seats, just waiting for you to lower your bum......then gnash.......try finding a friend to suck the poison out of that!!!!!!!!!!
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ive heard about redbacks off a few i know who ve been to oz , they are meant to be everywhere dont know how thye cope with em its meant to be pretty serious if you go bit off one isnt it ?
 
anyone looked outside today??? wow...sun shining and clear blue sky!!!! not too cold either if you bundle up!!! dont worry rabbit i know your still hiding in the dark nursing your head!!! you should warn everyone not to down too many jaeggermiesters ( or however you spell it) lol :p
 
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