British

[K.S.H]

Being British is about driving in a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer then on your way home you grab a curry or a kebab get home sit on your swedish sofa and watch usa tv shows on a japenese tv.
and most of all being suspicious of any thing foreign oh and only in britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
only in Britain do banks leave there doors open but chain up there pens. supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for prescriptions whilst healthy people just pop in the door for there fags.
we may be british but were funny

 

[mossy88]

This is very true indeed!

 

[Eric]

You forgot to mention the Premier League and its rosters of high priced foreign talent. One should question this, esp. on a day that England U-21s put on a great display against Spain.

 

[wadey]

Mustn't grumble and if we'd lost the war we'd be driving BMWs and drinking lager

 

[vera]

And speaking German

 

[Eric]

And speaking German

Hopefully with a Lancashire accent

 

[entwisi]

only in Britain do banks leave there doors open but chain up there pens.

Point of order there please.... Barclays don't!!!!

 

[jaysay]

Point of order there please.... Barclays don't!!!!

Do you have to bring your own pens to Barclays entwisi

 

[Tealeaf]

Yeah.....Barclay's pens don't work.

 

[entwisi]

always do when I go in and Siobhan takes one with her...

No, they are free and you can take it with you if you like

to quote teh marketing from when they started.
"how do we expect you to trust us with your money if we don't trust you with our pens!"

 

[jaysay]

always do when I go in and Siobhan takes one with her...

No, they are free and you can take it with you if you like

to quote the marketing from when they started.
"how do we expect you to trust us with your money if we don't trust you with our pens!"

That's the start of the slippery slope twist, that how Fred the Shreds bank started on the downer, giving away free pens

 

[wadey]

Blutwurst, German for Black Pudding, just in case of emergencies and of course we have a German Royal Family

 

[Eric]

Blutwurst, German for Black Pudding, just in case of emergencies and of course we have a German Royal Family

"Bloudin" ... black pudding from la belle province de Quebec ... and, what a coincidence, we have a German Royal Family too