Cancel Easter.....

At the risk of sounding like a consipracey nut how will they determine which jesus it was .Records/scrolls were found showing that there were a few jesus's walking about healing the sick and preeching the word of god at the same time.

mind you i suppose thats miracles for you been in 2 or 4 different places at the same time lol ;)
 
Load of rubbish to me, if they find any owd stiff, they can claim such a thing, Doubt if his DNA is in any database.:rolleyes:
 
It doesn't interest me, at 2,000 years it's not old enough to.

It will result in yet another pilgrimage site for the Israelis to exploit for profit.

There have been far more interesting archeological finds, much older, which have not fit into the version of history you are required to believe. Many have been stashed away safely in the vaults of the Smithsonian out of sight.

If the topic interests you - google 'Klaus Dona' 'Michael Cremo'
 
cashman said:
Load of rubbish to me, if they find any owd stiff, they can claim such a thing, Doubt if his DNA is in any database.:rolleyes:
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now thats a jeremy kyle episode i would watch lol

In this envolope we have the DNA results of the test

Joseph you are not the father

God you are not the father

Well well mary it looks like you have some explaining to do ;)

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check the body for for syphilis jesus slept with prostitutes
 
accyman said:
now that's a jeremy kyle episode i would watch lol

In this envelope we have the DNA results of the test

Joseph you are not the father

God you are not the father

Well well mary it looks like you have some explaining to do ;)

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check the body for for syphilis jesus slept with prostitutes
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy:D
 
A bit off thread, But J.C. walked into the Bethlehem Hilton, Threw 3 nails on reception counter n said- Can yeh put me up fer the night.
 
cashman said:
A bit off thread, But J.C. walked into the Bethlehem Hilton, Threw 3 nails on reception counter n said- Can yeh put me up fer the night.
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And JC on the cross, looked down on Peter and said, Peter I can see your house from up here;)
 
jesus asked peter to remove 2 nails to ease the pain

jesus was later found hanging upside down calling peter an idiot
 
Acrylic-bob said:
You mean, you wait thousands of years for a messiah and four come along at the same time?
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There are supposed to have been quite few around at the time of Jesus - he wasn't the only one claiming to be the Saviour of the Jews back then. The presence of the Romans made it a ripe time for Messiahs...:rolleyes:
 
mobertol said:
As any good Catholic knows, he Ascended to heaven to be at his father's right hand - no body left on earth according to the scriptures adopted by Rome...
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so jesus vanished into thin air ?

it must be the same trick the vatican uses when a priest accused of molesting a child vanishes ;)
 
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