Caption competition.

[garinda]

Karma for the best caption for this photograph.

 

[jaysay]

Are you all right Ducky, I was until that blood photographer turned up and snapped use with Britcliffe

 

[flashy]

1st bloke 'i can't believe i'm doing this, i don't even like you'
Britcliffe 'just smile and pretend you're enjoying it'

 

[AccyLass]

Do ya reckon anyone will notice if we strip off n take the rubber duckies in that huge bath behind us?!

 

[MargaretR]

'I must finance a ducking stool from next years budget'

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

' I thought you were joking when you said I'll show you a couple of big ducks'

 

[flashy]

love it Margaret lol

 

[K.S.H]

I don't give a duck if you think i'm a winker

 

[AccyLass]

I don't give a duck if you think i'm a winker

Hahaha oh I like that

 

[odders]

Britcliffe-"Duck you say, I thought you said something else"

Other Guy-"I did say hold it like this"

 

[garinda]

Council Leader in cock-up, after agreeing to help promote 'Rubber Up' health campaign.




(I won't be awarding myself any karma.)



Some good ones so far.

Keep 'em coming.

 

[Retlaw]

Council Leader in cock-up, after agreeing to help promote 'Rubber Up' health campaign.

(I won't be awarding myself any karma.)



Some good ones so far.

Keep 'em coming.

Only rude or 4 letter words could do justice to a picture like that, I'm afraid any contribution from me would be deleted.
Retlaw.

 

[cashman]

Retlaw beat me too it, ya shoulda put it in oer 18s then i could have put "Well **** a Duck".

 

[lancsdave]

If Graham asks we can just convince him we said we were were going duck racing not muck raking

 

[cashman]

If Graham asks we can just convince him we said we were were going duck racing not muck raking

Yer getting as sharp as me.

 

[garinda]

Only rude or 4 letter words could do justice to a picture like that, I'm afraid any contribution from me would be deleted.
Retlaw.

It did cross my mind.

As did Cashy's thought.

 

[garinda]

Five little ducks went out one day.
Over the hill to see a gay.
Mother duck said 'Quack, quack, quack!'
But only three of the little duckers came back.


(Please excuse the gay reference, but it does look like the other person in the photograph might own a pair of suede shoes.)

 

[garinda]

Council launches Scaitcliffe Lodge Holiday Park, as the resort to rival Blackpool.

 

[Mancie]

here's is the new Mayor.. and here's the next Mayor!

 

[jaysay]

Anyone for duck soup