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[silvermain]

Just watched have i got news for you and its had a few good ones lately so thought we could do one. So here is the first...

 

[K.S.H]

That tastes familiar, I know where this has been

 

[garinda]

Tony Lovelace.

 

[slinky]

SUCK tony, Blow job is just a figure of speech!!!

 

[K.S.H]

Will my dentures come loose if I turn it on?

 

[garinda]

'I did not have sexual relations with that President.'

 

[AccyJay]

"Oh, it's much thicker that George's"

 

[nikkival]

Tony scores a maximum on the bullsh*tometer

 

[silvermain]

Ok what about this one?

I was thinking maybe....

Heather mills opens bike shop.

 

[Ianto.W.]

What happened to that bag Barbara, if you see that bag blow it up!