caught in the act!

staggeringman

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dont know if i should put this thread on here .......hhmmm...ok here goes and before anyone asks no i havent had a beer,yes i had had a few last night when i caught a burglar yes and took photographic evidence see for yourself in the attachment.............a cat burglar caught red handed!
 

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Lol, Staggers never trust a pussy [cat.]

What was it after? A free taste of real ale- oh no, that was me in the early hours of Monday morning. ;)
 
garinda said:
Lol, Staggers never trust a pussy [cat.]

What was it after? A free taste of real ale- oh no, that was me in the early hours of Monday morning. ;)
i think it might have been after my curry?
 
i woulda slammed the window on it snapping its back in two :D


joking guys the mess would be awfull ;)
 
Hmmmm.....what sort of curry would a cat favor? Perhaps one of those fish curries from Goa?
 
Sara said:
As long as you don't put the cat in the curry, staggeringman

Moggy Madras? Pussy Vindaloo? Kitty Korma? Puss in Boots Balti? I get a furry feeling in my mouth just contemplating the concept.

"Oh the cat's in curry
At the Delhi Moon,
The place I eat
Every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
When they fry it crisp in dough, boys,
They serve it crisp in dough!"

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~will2/catkettle.html

With apologies to the late Harry Chapin!
 
staggeringman said:
people wouldnt eat them sara if they knew what went in them...he....heee!

ssssshhhhhhh don't tell everyone, especially the Chinese ones (curries that is).
 
My guess is this cat had also been on the beer. He was creeping in quietly after a good night out, no noise, don't miaow or you'll wake the family sort of thing. After the skinful he'd had, he accidentally got the wrong house.

It can happen to anybody, can't it? :o
 
Billcat said:
Moggy Madras? Pussy Vindaloo? Kitty Korma? Puss in Boots Balti? I get a furry feeling in my mouth just contemplating the concept.

"Oh the cat's in curry
At the Delhi Moon,
The place I eat
Every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
When they fry it crisp in dough, boys,
They serve it crisp in dough!"

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~will2/catkettle.html

With apologies to the late Harry Chapin!

If you like Billcats link and use a P2P service, (slap your wrist:D ) the song is mostly credited to "Weird Al" Brilliant!
 
Busman747 said:
If you like Billcats link and use a P2P service, (slap your wrist:D ) the song is mostly credited to "Weird Al" Brilliant!

Glad you enjoyed it. I don't know if the Harry Chapin song was a hit in the UK, but the "Cat's in the Kettle" parody is one of the funniest I've heard. Even better, it got my daughter (who is cat-mad) into one of her "Dad, you really shouldn't" modes. Priceless!
 
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