Chat Up Lines

[WINGY]

Come on people i'm sure we have all heard some good, and some terrible chat up lines in our times!
So what are they???
I'll go first:-

Get you coat you've Pulled!

 

[lindsay ormerod]

"How do you like your eggs in the morning".....to which the sensible girl answers "unfertilised!"

 

[Len]

Here is one.

My name is dick (Richard). Do you like it?

 

[lettie]

Len, that's terrible. I've heard some corkers over the years, but most of them are largely forgetable.

The worst one has to be "where have you been all my life?" So predictable, I normally reply that I wasn't born most of it.......... Hmmmmmm, wonder why I'm still single???

 

[WINGY]

Heres 10p ring your mum and tell her your not coming home!

 

[ellie]

is god missing an angel?
how sad is that

 

[ellie]

hres 10p go and ring yer mum your not going home 2 night
they get worse

 

[WINGY]

my Face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour i'd like you to be on it!

 

[ellie]

your clothes would look better on my floor

 

[savo is back.]

I may not be fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!!!!

 

[janet]

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Neither do i, but it broke the ice.

 

[savo is back.]

Your dads a thief, he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

 

[Len]

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[Tealeaf]

You've not had a silicone implant, have you?

 

[Weary Tourist]

Sleep with me tonight, and I promise I wont bother you again...

 

[lettie]

I've had, ' Have you room in your bag for the keys to my Porsche?' - How cheesy is that!!!!

 

[Sparkologist]

Santa's Pick Up Lines


* I know when you`ve been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk, sister!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries...
* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!

 

[jelly baby]

To my daughter whilst on holiday in Turkey. (spoken in heavily accented English)

'Where have you been all my life?
Her reply 'Where I'll be for the rest of it ...in your dreams!'
and
'Darling, you are my dream girl'
'No, my friend, I am your worst F*****g nightmare.
Had to chastise her for the last one, but must admit to laughing like a drain when she said it.

 

[entwisi]

Drop em blossom Your on Next!

Or

God has sent me to you he says you have a nice ass

or

You look like a virgin, fortunately I specialise in such conditions.

All thanks to Wicked Willies Guide to girl chasing.

 

[Bazf]

Of course not forgetting the famous Australian line............

You wanna Fu**?
No
Do you mind laying there while do?