Chav1
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Poor you Diesel, so chav dresses up for tesco
Yeah, mate, yeah. Tesco is probably considered 'upmarket' in the Burberry-Clad Circles.
Chav1 "Going down to Tesco for some fags and and a 2 Litre Bottle of Cider"
Chav's Mum "Not Dressed like that, you aint!"
SUCKER, Professional Shoplifters do NOT go dressed as Chavs.Met him in Tesco Express where I work.
I was a bit disappointed to find out he's not even a little bit chavish
C'mon mate, play the game, at least buy a cheap, fake Burberry cap from the market
SUCKER, Professional Shoplifters do NOT go dressed as Chavs.
Doh, wondered what that bulge was. Just assumed he was blessed.
Definatly no comment!
why cant i have a thread named after me???
btw chav1 said he really liked ya tattoo
There'll be more to come when I have the cash. Getting a tattoo on my arm was a bad idea though, 'cos now i keep thinking about how I'm gonna even my arms up.
Gonna get a Lancashire Rose beneath it, with the stem going around my wrist and down the underside of my arm.
Dunno what I'm gonna get on my other arm on the other side of my black aries tattoo yet though. I'll think of something
2 hours of sheer agony, my arm looked like Popeyes, swollen like a good 'un
on your other arm you can have a pint of milk tatooed and who are they across the top and exactly underneath
Or not
Or not
excuse me if your willing tohave accrington stanley tatooed across your arm its too late to start getting fussy now
Get yourself down to the chemist and buy some "Preparation H" cream. It works just as well on fresh laid tatoos as it does on bum grapes.
Get yourself down to the chemist and buy some "Preparation H" cream. It works just as well on fresh laid tatoos as it does on bum grapes.
Does it work well on face spots too, only I know somebody who was looking at it for her daughters face the other day
Does it work well on face spots too, only I know somebody who was looking at it for her daughters face the other day
Well what else do u get for pains in the bum
Well what else do u get for pains in the bum
Don't think the Chemists has owt for 'Kids'