Community Wardens

[Neal Parry]

If anyone would like to contact the Community Wardens working in Accrington, please feel free to use the contact information on <a href="http://www.communitywardens.co.uk">www.communitywardens.co.uk</a> or e-mail me direct.

 

[Neal Parry]

http://www.communitywardens.co.uk

 

[honeymonster]

or meet them in person ever saturday morning in victoria cafe on nuttall street >

 

[happyone]

thats where they hide out then  

 

[Tealeaf]

Yeah, that's right Happy - having a brew & a fag when they should be out pounding the streets...

 

[happyone]

i saw one once on the street but he was  late for the cafe  

 

[Tealeaf]

Would they have served him?

 

[happyone]

they all  got slates there   anmd there own table

 

[Tealeaf]

Blimey....they're running protection rackets then?

 

[happyone]

doing  everything except there jobs thats for sure

 

[Tealeaf]

You think they're secretly tooled up?

 

[lettie]

 You rotten beggars, I see my community warden at least twice a week.

Didn't know there was a cafe on Nuttall St. Us community midwives need somewhere to hang out.

 

[mez]

ive seen them in asda cafe too// mind you it was pouring down (with rain )

 

[happyone]

just follow honeymonster he goes there all the time to

 

[honeymonster]

thats were the councils 1.8 million has gone, on there breakfast bill

 

[happyone]

on your  breakfast bill you mean lol

 

[Tealeaf]

The question is this: Apart from supping tea & coffee, are they eating anything? If so, what?

What you need to do Happyone is follow them into one of their cafes, stand behind them in the queue, and as they're about to order, tap one on the shoulder and say..."They do a very nice jam butty in here..." then as they order, you slink out.

30 seconds later you rush back in and scream.."Community Wardens...come quick...the speed camera is being vandalised..". As they rush out to deal with the culprits, leaving their jam butty's behind, you quickly consume the aforesaid...

Good idea or what?

 

[happyone]

wow u  think of everything tea  

 

[Tealeaf]

Yeah, it's foolproof.

 

[fatpieeater]

yes if youve got a big nose that you like sticking in other peoples affairs this is just the job for you.....cant make it as a copper or even a traffic warden........become a community warden !!