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JohnW said:
The only prerequisite to becoming a politician is that one has to be adept at lying.
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Hence the old joke:

Q: How can you tell when a politician's lying?

A: His mouth's open.
 
I got both Tory leaflets.

The one with the Papal blessing, and the one featuring the quote about compulsary euthanasia,[ which featured James and the fragrant Elizabeth sat on a dry stone wall, her wearing a Donny Osmond hat, and was called 'James Mawdsley- Fighting for Hyndburn.' ]
 
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High public profile.

Been imprisoned.

Published author.

'Fragrant' wife.

Liar.

Oh, it really isn't the new Jeffey and Mary Show is it?
 
Interesting point about Labour's election leaflets, did you know that the party offered candidates two styles of leaflet? Same message on both but one with, and one without, the smiling face of Tony Blair.
 
Acrylic-bob said:
Interesting point about Labour's election leaflets, did you know that the party offered candidates two styles of leaflet? Same message on both but one with, and one without, the smiling face of Tony Blair.
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thats interesting ab not really surprising as tonys about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit
 
ln the interest of fairness l've scanned the Labour bumf as well.

Only trouble was they were so slick nothing of any interest came to my attention, including their policies.

Interestingly the BNP bumf said they opposed the Panoptician, and supported the memory of the Accrington Pals!

lf you hear a funny noise it's my Grandpa spinning in his grave in France.
 
l think he must be, he's been watching me from a tree every time l go to my Mum's, and throws his nuts at me!

Is it a tail, or a brush that you have l can see hanging down from the tree?
 
garinda said:
l think he must be, he's been watching me from a tree every time l go to my Mum's, and throws his nuts at me!

Is it a tail, or a brush that you have l can see hanging down from the tree?
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No it's a brush, I help clean the park up every morning, all those cans and bottles
 
I read that bit about the BNP opposing the Panopticon and thought it would do the Panopticon project a world of good. If that mad lot oppose it then it must be worth considering.
 
I heard the fragrent James on Radio Lancashire at lunchtime being interviewed by the political rottwieler Brett Davison. He was askeda question about where new offshore prision ships will be sited. He said he did`nt know and could he ring back with the answer! Now is this a candidate refreshingly free from party spin or a bloke who does`nt know what he`s doing? I`m still a floating voter.....
 
He was also blissfully unaware of Michael Howard's flying visit to Hyndburn this week!He is not best pleased about this according to the Obby !That's the kind of communication and organisation that would inspire you to vote for James[NOT!]
 
Is it too late for me to apply?? Even tho' I've only got Sundays free?? (And I've also offerred to help build a roof at the IES, so that cuts my time down by another 50%)..... I could probably still spend more time on constituancy matters than the current lot!!
 
I finally received my leaflet today that included the euthanasia stuff. I've also just received the Dorothy Westell leaflet. I must be at the back end of everyone's deliver runs. I'm still waiting for some LibDem or UKIP stuff - anyone else got theirs yet?
 
Can't wait for a candidate to knock at my door, any party will do. I work in a school and there is 14 teacher assistant jobs, one teacher and a number of welfare staff to be made redundant, and they all profess to Education been a priority. Also i want to ask why does my husband have to travel a 14 miles to a dentist, and why is EMA not open to all college students. Oh the list is endless. By the time i've finished our address will probably be black listed, never to hear a party candidate knocking at the front door again.
 
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