Conservative candidate named.

Less said:
If she and the rest from such schools were laid end to end they would think they where at the Annual Conservative Party Conference. Hooray, Henry has found a use for them.

YouTube - Gocompare.com, Gio Compario - Finishing School

Pointless advert, Daddy would have got one of his minions to sort the insurance out days ago.
:D
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Book reading Philistine.

Try balancing one on your head, and then try getting out of a sports car....without showing your knickers.

That's truly a learned skill.
 
garinda said:
Book reading Philistine.

Try balancing one on your head, and then try getting out of a sports car....without showing your knickers.

That's truly a learned skill.
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thats easy ... you got 2 ways of doing that ...first wear trousers :rolleyes:.. second dont wear any :rolleyes: :D:D:D

the second means you dont get panty lines showing through ... so a win win situation ....:D:D:D
 
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shillelagh said:
thats easy ... you got 2 ways of doing that ...first wear trousers :rolleyes:.. second dont wear any :rolleyes: :D:D:D
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What's that Shill "Brittany Spears-Katie Price" elagh :eek: mind you don't catch cold or get your lips chapped as you're off down town !!! :D :D wanton so you are, wanton !! :D :D is that fella of yours aware or your proclivity ?
 
'We believe Jesus Christ died for our sins and was raised from the dead on the 3rd day to sit at the right hand of God. Therefore Jesus is ALIVE and we can do nothing without first accepting Jesus into our lives and asking forgiveness of our sins. The justification of the sinner is solely by the grace of God through faith in Christ.'
Beliefs - St Annes Baptist Church



Wouldn't it be funny, if she found Him, whilst on the knock here in Hyndburn?

Perhaps He's already known to us, and walks amongst us already. Albeit someone who can walk on water, and can turn expenses into wine.

Perhaps she should start her canvassing in Ossy. Starting at the top.

(I haven't got to dealing with sinners yet, so really should continue reading.)
 
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This post on Conservative Home rather amused me (have highlighted the words that amused me)-

'Congratulations Karen. It is good to see the nomination stayed here in the north west.

Wish you had longer in your campaign to beat Labour there, after all they are a pretty ropey bunch the Hyndburn Labour Party by all accounts.

Best wishes and all speed to your victory in May.'

Now I have been called many things in my time - but wonder why the Hyndburn Labour Party are pretty ropey. Hope someone can expand on it, so we know how we can improve.
 
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DaveinGermany said:
mind you don't catch cold or get your lips chapped as you're off down town !!! :D :D

have you never heard of vaseline .. works wonders for chapped lips :D:D

wanton so you are, wanton !! :D :D is that fella of yours aware or your proclivity ?
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moi? never .. im accywebs little angel ... :D:D:D

Less said:
If he owned a sports car and ran around to open the passenger door for her, he would get a full on view of it.
:eek:
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as you know less we prefer being chauffered around by a alexander dennis centuro ....

:D:D:D
 
garinda said:
I'll try and find out if she was a goody-goody, or one of the ones who flashed their knickers at the boys at equally snooty Kind Edward's.

:eek::D:eek:
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Trying to dish up some dirt already Garinda ? :D

Wonder what her maiden name was and her mothers ... would not be difficult to trace the Accrington family she mentions.
 
claytonender said:
Wish you had longer in your campaign to beat Labour there, after all they are a pretty ropey bunch the Hyndburn Labour Party by all accounts.
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They are mixing metaphors and it's easy to understand why. this area of Lancashire was the place for cotton weaving,

Therefore cotton = twine
Twine=very, very fine rope
Ropey must therefore equal a person or people that have a passion about natural fibres and other associated woven products, no doubt the Conservative Candidate for Portsmouth, (the largest rope making town at one time), has had their Conservatives calling Labour a right set of weavers or always in a spin.

Nothing at all to worry about, such ignorance often comes to light from those that never got their hands dirty from any honest toil during their lifetime.
:)
 
garinda said:
If selected as your Conservative Prospective Parliamentary Candidate
I WILL resign immediately from my job as a lawyer, find local accommodation and work for the constituents of Hyndburn
Karen Buckley




Perhaps this news might kick start the local housing market.
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She is going to move from the Fylde to Hyndburn. Just confirms my beleif how far down the drain Blackpool has gone :D
 
katex said:
Trying to dish up some dirt already Garinda ?
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Not at all.

Just putting into practice that old Jesuit motto.

'Show me the public school girl at eleven, and I'll show you the politican.'

I actually know two girls from her year, one one from two years below, so I should get a fair picture, when I quiz them.

Not being local might not necessarily go against her.

After all Kitty Ussher was bussed in from outside the area, and taken into the Dingle's bosom.
 
lancsdave said:
She is going to move from the Fylde to Hyndburn. Just confirms my beleif how far down the drain Blackpool has gone :D
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Doesn't the Blackpool drain go straight into the sea?

I though the seafood, open mouthed and treading water at the outlet pipe, was why they were so big and juicy.

:eek::D:eek:
 
Just 2 thoughts so far -,
1 ) Our prospective MP doesn't know how or when to use full stops.
2) That photo of Oak Hill Park looks very ,very recent.:rolleyes:
 
Wynonie Harris said:
Harriet Harman, for instance? ;)
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Harriet Harman's not standing in Hyndburn, even if she too probably does a lovely curtsey.

As stated, Queen Mary gels might not be the brightest buttons in the box, in my opinion and experience, but they are frightfully, frightfully, well mannered.

;)
 
You never know.

It might be nice having one of our social betters as our M.P.

Like a return to the old days.

We could stand on the station, waving our cloth caps, as the train streamed away t'big city. Taking her Ladyship to Westminster, to plead our case in t'big House for us.
 
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