Daytime Charity Ad's.

[Less]

One of the most depressing things about being 'between jobs' isn't the lack of money, it isn't even the long hours we have to put in doing nowt.
To bring a little relief from the boredem we can always turn on the telly and watch a B&W WWII film on one of the many channels freeview has to offer, but then if we do that we are constantly bombarded about the plight of the snow leapoard, the cruelty people all over the world commit to donkeys, the poor little mite that is starving to death somewhere in Africa because the crops have failed because Daddy is of fighting a Civil War somewhere. We also have on our conscience the Cancer research that needs to be done to save the Nation, Oh and lets not forget those wonderful Macmillan Nurses.

All of the above and so many more are worthy causes all hoping we will go into overdraft mode to support them.

Well, for those of you with busy lives that are fortunate enough to be busy during the day here's your chance to join in:-

This is an appeal for Less, Less is on the dole, it isn't his choice. Less and many others like him have been neglected throughout their lives by a variety of Governments. The reason for this is it's easier to make scapegoats out of the unemployed than it is to invest in real jobs.
We all know we can't find Less a job there aren't any out there, but if we all just paid £3.00 a month to him, (or indeed just a one off payment of any amount you can afford) we can raise his financial position so that he no longer appears in the Unemployment statistics, Less is too proud to ask you himself but with your generosity you can all make an old man with no future prospects in the job market extremely happy.
One day you too could be forced into a position where afternoon T.V. may seem to be all that there is, we hope this doesn't happen before senility hits thus making such living more bearable.

Remember, give a man a pint and he will still have to go home early, give him enough to buy a brewery and he can stay out watching Sky Sports.

Thank you.

(Less is at the moment sponsored by the Government but with your help could once again enjoy FREEDOM).

 

[garinda]

Nearly.

I was almost moved to get out my peggy purse.

Have you no photographs, looking doe-eyed, or even rubbing your belly, as if in hunger?

Black and white ones, and I feel the money's as good as your's, if you just up your appeal's appeal slightly.

 

[garinda]

If you can't successfully compete with Barnardo's, I'll probably just send off for another of Parky's guaranteed savings plan, so I can get another free pen.

 

[Less]

If you can't successfully compete with Barnardo's, I'll probably just send off for another of Parky's guaranteed savings plan, so I can get another free pen.

I once sent £3.00 to Barnado's, a week later a knock came on my door and there was this sweet little orphan child with a label attached through his holey T-shirt, It read, "If you think you can feed him on £3.00 a month he's yours!".

 

[garinda]

I once sent £3.00 to Barnado's, a week later a knock came on my door and there was this sweet little orphan child with a label attached through his holey T-shirt, It read, "If you think you can feed him on £3.00 a month he's yours!".

Luckily li'l Royski was worth nearly every penny of that three quid.

 

[Mick]

I already support this charity and upto date have given .......50 pints of john smiths

 

[garinda]

Some of Thora Hird's greatest work used to be shown in the afternoons.

No once since has rode a Stannah Stairlift quite like Dame Thora.

Or indeed sat in a dolly bath, with a little door in the side, for ease of access.

 

[Less]

I already support this charity and upto date have given .......50 pints of john smiths

Thank goodness maths isn't your strong point, I think you would be quite shocked if you knew the real total.

By the way, if you have a good accountant he'll be writing it off against your tax.

 

[Mick]

Thank goodness maths isn't your strong point, I think you would be quite shocked if you knew the real total.

By the way, if you have a good accountant he'll be writing it off against your tax.

How do you think i could afford the trip to Amsterdam
i had to go there to see my bank manager
You thought i went into that jewelry shop to buy pressies for Anne and Lynn NO i went in to change money for diamonds to smuggle back
and what did you think you was bringing back

 

[Less]

How do you think i could afford the trip to Amsterdam
i had to go there to see my bank manager
You thought i went into that jewelry shop to buy pressies for Anne and Lynn NO i went in to change money for diamonds to smuggle back
and what did you think you was bringing back

I wasn't sure, but fortunately I wasn't searched, because the package slipped out and ended up in my underpants!

 

[Mick]

Yes i noticed that through the whole in your jeans
good job you wasn't searched or you would not be in the railway today
its also a good job that dog was looking for drugs and money not Diamonds

 

[Less]

Yes i noticed that through the whole in your jeans
good job you wasn't searched or you would not be in the railway today

The bulge you saw wasn't the package, that damned thing acted like a suppository packed with senna pods!

 

[Sunflower49]

I only work 3 nights per week so in theory have almost as much time as somebody who is unemployed to turn on the idiot box and be exposed to this heart-wrenching stuff.
Fortunately, I don't. I hardly ever put the TV on unless somebody else is around,even if I'm on the net (such as now!) I sometimes even forget it's there.
Of these ads, these charities may benefit a lot from our donations but I always want to know exactly where my money is going?
The animal ones get me more than anything. The starving children ones send me on a rant about third world debt, whilst waving a packet of durex at the TV...I watch stuff online a lot, can PM you some sites if youlike

 

[Mick]

Yes i noticed that through the whole in your jeans
good job you wasn't searched or you would not be in the railway today
its also a good job that dog was looking for drugs and money not Diamonds

sorry i ment to say you would not be in your charity headquarters today

sorry less there is always someone wanting to interupt our thread chat

 

[Less]

I only work 3 nights per week so in theory have almost as much time as somebody who is unemployed to turn on the idiot box and be exposed to this heart-wrenching stuff.
Fortunately, I don't. I hardly ever put the TV on unless somebody else is around,even if I'm on the net (such as now!) I sometimes even forget it's there.
Of these ads, these charities may benefit a lot from our donations but I always want to know exactly where my money is going?
The animal ones get me more than anything. The starving children ones send me on a rant about third world debt, whilst waving a packet of durex at the TV...I watch stuff online a lot, can PM you some sites if youlike

Don't bother, sending any sites, I hardly ever watch daytime T.V., this thread is in anything goes, it should only be read if you have the slightest inkling of a sense of humour, which you obviously haven't. (serious stuff goes almost anywhere else).

 

[Sunflower49]

Lol sorry

 

[Mick]

no problem just enjoy

 

[maxthecollie]

I only work 3 nights per week so in theory have almost as much time as somebody who is unemployed to turn on the idiot box and be exposed to this heart-wrenching stuff.
Fortunately, I don't. I hardly ever put the TV on unless somebody else is around,even if I'm on the net (such as now!) I sometimes even forget it's there.
Of these ads, these charities may benefit a lot from our donations but I always want to know exactly where my money is going?
The animal ones get me more than anything. The starving children ones send me on a rant about third world debt, whilst waving a packet of durex at the TV...I watch stuff online a lot, can PM you some sites if youlike

I would never give money to the R.S.P.C.A. The y only seem to react quickly when they are on the telly.Myself and a lot of dog walkers reported a Border Collie left in a " rabbit hutch" by a cattle grid near to Higher Brox Farm, The box was no more than 2 ft square witha bit of netting across the front.The dog was lying in it's own muck and had no acess to any water in hot baking sunshine (this was last summer not this years).It ended on Saturday when I was walking with Max past this box. The dog had his nose out of the netting almost had the netting in his eyes. I rang the R.S.P.C.A. about 10 times until I got an answer. Not long after I got home an inspector turned up at my door saying that she could not find the dog, so I went with her in her van.She was disgusted when she saw the dog and went to see the farmer.The farmerwas only here short time (from Yorkshire ) renting a field with e few sheep.I detest the R.S.P.C.A. spending donations on new uniforms when a good pair of overalls will do.There was two people from the R.S.P.C.A. going door to door asking for donations.

 

[Guinness]

This is an appeal for Less, Less is on the dole, it isn't his choice. Less and many others like him have been neglected throughout their lives by a variety of Governments. The reason for this is it's easier to make scapegoats out of the unemployed than it is to invest in real jobs.
We all know we can't find Less a job there aren't any out there, but if we all just paid £3.00 a month to him, (or indeed just a one off payment of any amount you can afford) we can raise his financial position so that he no longer appears in the Unemployment statistics, Less is too proud to ask you himself but with your generosity you can all make an old man with no future prospects in the job market extremely happy.
One day you too could be forced into a position where afternoon T.V. may seem to be all that there is, we hope this doesn't happen before senility hits thus making such living more bearable.

Remember, give a man a pint and he will still have to go home early, give him enough to buy a brewery and he can stay out watching Sky Sports.

Thank you.

(Less is at the moment sponsored by the Government but with your help could once again enjoy FREEDOM).

Oi! unemployed Oik,

With all this time on your hands you could have at least got a working paypal link before you started to beg. I have just spent the last 15 minutes trying to send you £3 a month to feed your alcohol addiction only to discover that the link was spurious.

It is people like you that give us industrious benefactors a bad name. I am now unable to use the £3 a month charity donation to make a saving of £20 a month on my own tax payment. You sir are a buffoon and I hope that your budgie dies!

It is you and your ilk that has made this once proud country a shadow of its former self. No doubt you spend all your dole money on food, lodging, heating and looking for work. If all you unemployed oiks did this who the hell am I going to look down my nose at, and worse still who on earth is going to appear on the St Jeremy Kyle the Divine TV show.

It is my right as a working, taxpaying, real, honest, and proper productive member of society to point at the unemployed and say 'lo, they are the unwashed, the scum, the dossers, dregs and workshy'. I am supposed to be superior and you are supposed to be inferior. It says so in the holy trinity of the Sun, Mirror and Daily Mail.

Get your act together, fix your link, learn to beg properly (including doffing your cap, calling me sir etc..) and allow me the right of superiority, that is mine, given by God, the one and only David Icke

yours etc..

Angry of Accrington

 

[Sunflower49]

no problem just enjoy

I would never give money to the R.S.P.C.A. The y only seem to react quickly when they are on the telly.Myself and a lot of dog walkers reported a Border Collie left in a " rabbit hutch" by a cattle grid near to Higher Brox Farm, The box was no more than 2 ft square witha bit of netting across the front.The dog was lying in it's own muck and had no acess to any water in hot baking sunshine (this was last summer not this years).It ended on Saturday when I was walking with Max past this box. The dog had his nose out of the netting almost had the netting in his eyes. I rang the R.S.P.C.A. about 10 times until I got an answer. Not long after I got home an inspector turned up at my door saying that she could not find the dog, so I went with her in her van.She was disgusted when she saw the dog and went to see the farmer.The farmerwas only here short time (from Yorkshire ) renting a field with e few sheep.I detest the R.S.P.C.A. spending donations on new uniforms when a good pair of overalls will do.There was two people from the R.S.P.C.A. going door to door asking for donations.

I won't say I dislike the RSPCA, as I can only compare them to other corporations that set out to harm and not heal, the animal situation.
However, I can vouch for the notion that they are often completely useless at what they do, as your story proves. They can be quite rude, as well. Kudos to you for what you did, that makes me happy

Don't bother, sending any sites, I hardly ever watch daytime T.V., this thread is in anything goes, it should only be read if you have the slightest inkling of a sense of humour, which you obviously haven't. (serious stuff goes almost anywhere else).

I definitely have a sense of humour I'm just not very bright and didn't read what forum the thread was in so misinterpreted it