Dear Santa.

Debbie J said:
I would like peace and harmony with a bit of sanity thrown in.
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There's always one goodie, goodie to ruin the fun,

Best singing voice, You can bring Pearl she's a darn nice girl but don't bring Debbie,
You can bring Stan he's a really sweet man but don't bring Debbie,

Debbie is the kind of girl makes your toes and fingers curl,
You can bring Rob he's a fine big kno* but don't bring Debbie,
you can bring Fran she'll take any man but don't bring Debbie,
Debbie is the kind of girl doesn't make the party whirl, she's the type to leave at home gets her rhythm from a metrognome (that's a french underground ticket collector who happens to be physically challenged height wise).
 
Sanity! I Can not remember that!

Could you remind me Debs!

Better still, get me some for Christmas!
 
:eek: Less that made me LOL nut feel sorry for Debbie J as she only trying to get the thread back on track :rolleyes:


hmmmmmmmm what can santa bring me :signbeer: that be a big clue lol :beer58:
 
Ber999T said:
:eek: Less that made me LOL nut feel sorry for Debbie J as she only trying to get the thread back on track :rolleyes:


hmmmmmmmm what can santa bring me :signbeer: that be a big clue lol :beer58:
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She will be able to apply for one of my exclusive:-

'I have been insulted by Less on Accyweb'


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Less said:
'I have been insulted by Less on Accyweb'





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Can I have one pleae Uncle Less PLEASEEEEE??? :D

After spending the day amongst Selfridges, Harvey Nics etc in Manchester I'd just like to put a great big hole in Santas unlimited platinum credit card! :D
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Uncle Less PLEASEEEEE??? :D


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My Dear
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' I get many requests from young ladies like yourself that are just begging for one, however although I must admit that due to my age the queue of such enthusiastic amateurs isn't the length it used to be I will have to refrain from showing any form of favouritism and ask you to join the back of it!
At my age I have to be careful with the amount I give out these days and although the mind still leads me to give a quick one now and then I find that to maintain the quality of my insults I must distribute them with the utmost of care and with only the minimum of effort,

I thank you in anticipation of the time when we can get together and resolve this unfortunate circumstance, please feel free to use this mild but at the same time sincerely meant 'bog off' until we can get together, i leave you now my pet hopefully in drooling anticipation, your own worst enema Less.
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LESS I'd be the life and soul of any party, and i don't need alcohol to do it hehe. I have danced on many tables in the past with my blackcurrant & lemonade in my hand never spilling a drop. I dont think i am small in stature at 5ft 7 either. Please bring me to the party but do so at your own risk. :p
Big Bad Wolf I too have forgotten what sanity is but thought it might be good to remember.
I asked for peace and harmony because I'm fed up of trying to please everyone & ending up pleasing no-one least of all myself.
I'll get my coat and slink off quietly;)
 
My 15-year old grandaughter has just asked me to e-mail my young son to buy her 'House of a Thousand Corpses' DVD Huh !!! What's that all about then, what happened to 'The Snowman' ??
 
Less said:
She will be able to apply for one of my exclusive:-
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'I have been insulted by Less on Accyweb'



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Exclusive?

Hundreds of us have them.:)
 
I would like michelle marsh and lucy pinder when I get up christmas morning but Im pretty sure im just going to end up with socks and beer :p
 
Swinny1974 said:
I would like michelle marsh and lucy pinder when I get up christmas morning but Im pretty sure im just going to end up with socks and beer :p
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Nice choice but maybe the ladies will serve the beer. ;)
 
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