I can just imagine you shuffling along the landing Margaret.
Waistband on yer kecks round your ankles and the elasticated legs still tightly clamped around your knees.
I'm reading your post in bed, now I will not sleep for the vision in my head.
Yes, it wasn't a pretty sight.....a picture no artist could paint.
As for Eric wishing there was a video....well, if there had been it would have been erased pretty sharpish.
