I've had a will for many years, since my mid twenties when my first marriage went belly up, although I've changed it a few times as I've got older. The other day I was watching Eggheads on TV and there was a question about Wills, it was only then that I realised that my current will was invalid, My eldest Daughter and Joan are executors and beneficiaries, but I didn't realise they couldn't be witnesses to it as well, which actually makes common sense really. Anyway the next morning I looked in Yellow Pages and sorted another out, so I'm sorted again unless I pop my clogs this weekend that is


wait for it ... the lost, abandoned, and unwanted animals at the Kingston Humane Society
everyone else can shift for themselves. (Sorry about the grammatical mistake; but "shift for himself" is too politically incorrect
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