Drunken Quiz

[lettie]

How big a p*** head are you. How many have these have you done while absolutely ratted. Answer honestly please.

Have you ever said "oh come on stay out for one more!!" ?​

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Have you ever fallen down whilst being a little drunk?​

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Ever tried inserting a condom/balloon up your nose and getting it out your mouth?​

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Have you ever made a Punch that was a little too strong?​

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Have you drunkenly snogged a pals burd/bloke ?​

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Ever Climbed a statue to place a traffic cone strategically on its head/body?​

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Ever made a pass at a friends parent when steamin?​

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Ever purchased a doner kebab?​

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Have you accidentally set fire to yourself or your flat when pished?​

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Injured yourself whilst drunkenly showing your 'moves'​

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Woke up after a party with no idea where you are?​

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Woke up semi naked after a party beside a complete stranger?​

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Snogged a good lookin babe/dude who turned out to be a dog​

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ever had a taxi driver refuse you entry for being too drunk​

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ever 'lost' your mates in a club only to find 'brand new' ones​

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Ever drunkenly told someone you "Really, really, REALLY love them"​

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Have you ever drunkenly insulted your boss/senior management​

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Ever split up with burd/bloke when drunk only to grovel the next day?​

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Have you ever woken up with sick in your hair​

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Have you ever been sick in a bed (not necessarily your own)​

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Woken up in a bath? Not necessarilly full​

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Do you take your cans back from the party that you haven’t drunk?​

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Have you ever drank on a bus?​

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Have you ever let slip a little wee in the bed when semi conscious or asleep?​

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Do you measure your wages in beer shillings?​

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Worn a pair of pants (don’t have to be yours) on your head for a "laff"​

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Created a big scene on a nite out to which you have no memory of the next day?​

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Ever "followed thru" (wet fart or worse) when particularly goosed?​

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spent your taxi/bus fare home on drinks and had to walk home?​

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Have you ever lusted after any type of animal when honking drunk (eg badger)?​

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Ever drank from a can or bottle at a party that has been used as an ashtray?​

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Have you ever shaved any of your hair off when tiddly?​

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Snogged a same sex friend "as a joke/for a laff" on a night out?​

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Came home minus a shoe from a party or night out?​

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Have you fell asleep "on the job"?​

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Mooned the police (posh folk that means baring your chuff at the filth)​

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Taken your top clothing off in a pub/club and paraded about bare chested?​

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Attempted to get your friend to unwittingly drink your urine?​

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Turned up to work absolutely incapable of speech/rational thought and mingin of drink?​

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Have you ever peed somewhere you assumed to be the toilet but wasn’t.​

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Hehehe, I know how many I've done and it's not pretty....

 

[janet]

Just two for me lettie.

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

I've done one but I wasn't drunk.

 

[Sparkologist]

Oh dear, Dear. There are some things that are a little too much information. What you don't know won't spoil the illusion.

I must admit that some of the questions I can honestly answer yes to, without involving drink.

 

[Less]

AT LAST, a test that I've managed to get 100% at!

 

[Less]

Ladies please will you stop sending me P.M.'s I'm just not available!

 

[Sara]

Daren't say how many i've answered yes to, but it's less then 50%.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Just one of those......was sick in my hair after drinking lethal Sangria that my dad made.......had one bottle of Brandy, Two bottles of Champagne and two bottles of red wine in it along with strawberries, peaches, cherries(fresh) and oranges......it tasted delicious and I thought it was fruit punch. Was very sick in the early hours of the morning......I remember trying to push a bit of peach down the shower plug hole......with no success. I was on holiday in Palafrugell at the time.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

I should have sussed really......it was made in a bucket and served with a soup ladle!

 

[fibi]

LOL definately not going to put my total on ...quite embarrassing but I definately knew how to party

 

[slinky]

I also got quite a few, not my fault though I just have a weirdo sister that gets kicks out of leading me into temptation, then sits there in the dark corner laughing her tats off at me then says in the morning ''you were a right mess'' EXCUSE ME YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!,,, I think she lives her youth in me!!

 

[rockrabbit]

counted 22 but the beer is to blame

 

[pendy]

Will have to consider these carefully ...... HOWEVER, when first in London, I worked for an airline. We had a Christmas Party, with "fruit punch" (made by the Vice-President Yurrup). Apparently I danced on the table, but didn't knock anything over, made a pass at the elderly gay accountant, and remembered very little. The following day, someone who could speak asked our V-P what was in the punch. His answer? "You take 10 bottles of white wine, and four bottles of brandy an' mix 'em". But it was supposed to be fruit punch? He said "Oh yeah, you add a bottle of Cointreau".

 

[mthead]

sounds like a good nite out.done nearlly all of them with very few exceptions.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

HA ha ha done quite a few of them and could probably add a few more lol!!!

I also got quite a few, not my fault though I just have a weirdo sister that gets kicks out of leading me into temptation, then sits there in the dark corner laughing her tats off at me then says in the morning ''you were a right mess'' EXCUSE ME YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!,,, I think she lives her youth in me!!

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila FLOOR!!
And slinky showing us HER great moves and ends up sat in my Christmas tree

believe me this girl needs no encouragement! Here's to the next one slinky

 

[pendy]

Have now taken time to check. I will admit to 14 of them, but not telling anybody which ones!

By the way, Lettie, you could have added "Have you ever fallen asleep in the pub?" - can't get out of that one! However, I claim pressure of work and may even admit to advancing years!

Mind you, if I had been sober, I would never have set out to seduce David (more decorum, not lack of desire!) so sometimes it works out well.

 

[pendy]

Lettie - where did you get all these from? NOT personal experience, I trust.

Reminded me of two things -

One of my colleagues, after a drunken day at the races (Goodwood, office do), after getting back into London on the organised coach, set off to go home to Camberwell. Some hours later, he woke up on Sheerness Beach. He has no idea how he got there at all.

Years before, lost a university friend after a very heavy party, no sign of him for two days. When he finally surfaced, we asked him what had happened. He said he had fallen asleep on the way home and woken up in Sheffield. When we pointed out that he actually lived in Chalk Farm in North London, he said "I think I must have changed at Kings Cross".

Never done that, either.

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

An ex-collegaue of mine once danced with the Christmas tree at an office party when everyone else had declined the offer.

 

[lettie]

Hehehe Pendy, they're not all from personal experience. I will admit to 20 of them but I'm not saying which ones. My memory is a bit hazy on some of the others so there may be 1 or 2 more than 20. I have fallen asleep in a pub though. I don't know why I didn't include that one. Having said that I have also fallen asleep on buses and trains and in the pictures (Lord of the Rings) had a little micro nap during that one.

 

[pendy]

I fell asleep during the overnight showing of War and Peace at the Renoir cinema years ago, and I was stone cold sober! I STILL don't know how it ends.....